Hoedown

Girls, get your boots on
We gotta get gone, get a move on
We shouldn't leave those boys alone
When there's short skirts and tall drinks
Don't forget your lipstick
'Cause you're gonna need it
We got somethin' that she won't sip
So here we go, it's do si do

'Cause there's a hoedown down at the barn
She's on everybody else's arm
No doubt what she's gonna do
She's gonna try and take your man from you
And if she gets to messin' with mine
The earrings come out and the fists will be flyin'
Hold my beer while I take this cougar out
We'll have a hoedown

You can't miss her
Those double D's came from a doctor
Bottled bleach blonde hair, no underwear down (Dance)
And skin like leather

Yeah, there's a hoedown down at the barn
She's on everybody else's arm
No doubt what she's gonna do
She's gonna try and take your man from you
And if she gets to messin' with mine
The earrings come out and the fists will be flyin'
Hold my beer while I take this cougar out
We'll have a hoedown

If she don't quit shakin' her ass
The back of her head is gonna hit the grass

Yeah, there's a hoedown down at the barn

Somebody sound the hoe alarm
Hoedown, she tried to do it
My fist, I introduced her to it
Hoedown down at the barn
She was on everybody else's arm
No doubt what she tried to do

She was gonna take your man from you
But then she got to messin' with mine
The earrings came out and the fists were flyin'
Call the doctor, she's still on the ground
We got hoedown

We got a hoedown