Songtexte Minimum Wage - Bob Rivers
-Welcome
to
BurgerDoodle,
can
I
have
your
order
please?
-Oh
yes.
I′d
like
a
Spiffy
Burger
with
low
fat
cheese
and
an
order
of
seasoned
curly
fries
but
only
if
they're
cooked
in
virgin
peanut
oil.
-Ummm,
$7.42
at
the
second
window.
Drive
through
please.
I
work
on
a
deep
fryer,
at
a
fast
food
chain
And
my
employers,
Crack
the
whip
and
the
chains
But
what
do
I
get,
For
my
pay?
A
couple
dollars,
is
just
pocket
change
If
I
save
my
dough,
For
a
month
or
so
I
couldn′t
buy
a
can
of
coke,
It's
a
joke!
Despite
a
measly
raise,
I
am
starvin'
on
minimum
wage
Despite
a
measly
raise,
I
am
starvin′
on
minimum
wage
I
slave
every
day
but
I
can′t
afford
a
date
with
a
babe
Despite
a
measly
raise,
I
am
starvin'
on
minimum
wage
I
can′t
afford
to
have
no
fun
So
I'm
spitting
on
your
toasted
bun
I′ve
made
this
one
especially
for
you
-Yeah,
I'll
hold
the
pickle
for
ya,
pal
-How
about
some
special
sauce,
huh?
Enjoy
the
lung
butter
-There
you
go,
sir,
enjoy
your
burger!

1 A** Hole Son
2 Downtown In The 90's
3 Three Inch Tool
4 You Don't Smell Like Flowers
5 Take A Whack On The U.S. Side
6 What An Ugly Man He Was
7 Minimum Wage
8 Free As A Turd
9 The Old Man Is On The Commode
10 Spinning Reel
11 PLO's & Israeli's
12 Middle Age Waistline
13 Strawberry Rehabs Forever
14 Baby Madonna
15 Magic Comet Ride
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