Songtexte Stumpmaster Remix - Bob Rivers

I'd like to find the guy
Who done me wrong
And stuck my butt up on this Christmas tree

Who put the stump in my rump ba-bump ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it in my ramma-lamma ding dong?
Who stood the wood where I poop she-poop she-poop?
Who put the stick up my hip-de-dip-de-dip?
Who was that man?
He shoved it up my can
And left me stranded on this Christmas Tree
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Will ya stop it?

When this angel heard
Chop ba ba bop, ch-chop ba ba bop
A dreadful fear went right into my heart
Those pine tree needles sting me
Ramma jamma jamma lamma ding dong
You'll never know how much that smarts!

Who put the stump in my rump ba-bump ba-bump?
Who took and jammed it in my ramma-lamma ding dong?
Who stood the wood where I poop she-poop she-poop?
Who put the stick up my hip de dip de dip?
Who took that bush?
And crammed it my tush?
He made this angel
Beg for mercy please
Yeoww!

I'd rather die!

Each night when I'm alone
Scratchity scratchity-scratchity scratchity shoop
It sets my tiny bottom all aglow
And every time I'd wiggle
Slipped it in da din, slipped it in da din
A little further in it goes
Oh oh oh oh oh!

Bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute

Bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute

That's sure a beautiful angel
What's a matter with the star?
That's a pretty star!
Ow, ow!
Oh, ow!
Ooh, that doesn't feel good.
Ooh, that smarts! Ow!

Bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute

Bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Rammed it up my ding dong
Slipped it in da din
Poopity poopity chute