Songtexte Ghost of Christmas Puke Past - Boys Road

Strip the sacred and profane

Get a whiff of the tree
A whiff of me
A kiss for free under the ivy
Mistletoe me up
Fill my eggnog with cup
Reindeer for days and presents I'm amazed

I'm a naughty boy
I trip old ladies
I'm a coal man and I have a plan
It involves a sketchy surprise
A midwife in a stocking
Have my very own Christmas
I'm stuffing and stuffing
Christmas and croffing

Wrap up the night
With a sexually aroused elf
He's got a nice tan
What more do you need?
I'm so green
I got money to spend on gifts

My presence is my presents
My gift is my crotch
It gives me stupendous information for all the needy orphans
Give me some bread
A gingerbread maze
Good for me and good for you

On the radio is repetitive
My beard is long, Movember was great

The chalice of wine
The blood of the savour
All I see is gnomes
Elves will be in the past
And no more elves
We only want gnomes
We're trying to replace elves with gnomes
They used to be on the lawn
But now they're up north
That's the entire premise
Replace the elves with gnomes
Elves need to go
They are the past
And now they will meet their maker
No good elf goes unpunished