Songtexte I'M NOT AN EGG (with steak) - CG5

I am not the CEO of obesity
My tummy messing with your radio frequency?
My rectum ain't a victim of toxicity
The quantities I consume unspeakably huge!
I am not soft-boiled
I don't get spoiled
Don't put me in a pan with extra virgin oil
Foil me, I'll scramble your leg
Cooking on this beat and I beg

I'm not an egg!
You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer
I'm not an egg!
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer
I'm not an egg!
Entertaining children with no attention span
I'm not an egg!
Got unlimited chins and rolls
Like that Michelin man, man, man

Can't escape my shadow it's forty pounds
Vegetables or cake? It's a battleground
Throwing food in my mouth, it's a touchdown
Naming off my chins like some proper nouns
Family, sick of me, lowkey
Gotta pee, gotta poo
Maybe hit the drive thru
McDonalds
Ronald on speed dial
But the ice cream machine has been down for awhile

So am I, (wait, what)
So am I, (wait, what)
I can't take it anymore I can't lie (wait, what?)
It's eggsistential, feeling like the Fall Guy (wait, what?)
At this point I'll take all your french fries!
Sir this is a drive thru, you're holding up the line
Oh, sorry

I'm not an egg!
You ain't got no speed or strength, you're just a gamer
I'm not an egg!
Get away from me, your face needs a disclaimer
I'm not an egg!
Entertaining children with no attention span
I'm not an egg!
Got unlimited chins and rolls
Like that Michelin man, man, man

(I'm not an egg)
(I'm not an egg)
(I'm not an egg)
(I'm not an egg)
(I'm not an egg)
(I'm not an egg)