Songtexte Take A Sexy Picture Of Me - CMAT

Ever since I was a little girl
I only wanted to be sexy
Nine years old, tryna wax my legs with tape
There were some things only I can see
A little spot that can't be lifted
On my left hand, digging like a car key
So you see

I've been having a horrible time of late
I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts
And then it's too much for therapy
Oh baby, heed my solution
And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture of me
And make me look 16

Listen!
I did the butcher, I did the baker
I did the home and the family maker
I did schoolgirl fantasies
Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff
And single woman banter
Now tell me what was in it for me?

Oh, I've been having a horrible time of late
I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts
And then it's too much for therapy
Oh baby, heed my solution
And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture of me
And make me look 15

You haven't looked at me the same since I turned 27
Where goes my potential? Oh, she's up in Heaven
Rest in peace to any chance of me dating within the station
Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh
And no doctor or Pope can grant diagnosis
I've peeled through the forums
And there's no cure for old sis'
But here's a message to the party girls
Dragged out by their ankles
I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters

Oh, I've been having a horrible time of late
I get none of your sympathy
But all of the pain hits and the fog lifts
And then it's too much for therapy
Oh baby, heed my solution
And take a sexy picture, take a sexy picture
Can't you see me wither? Take a sexy picture of me
And make me look 14, oh

Or like ten, or like five
Or like two, like a baby
Whoever it is that you're gonna love
So you'll be nice to me