Send Ninjaman Home

Now, mister immigration officer
Mi a beg you send home di ninja
How can you find a gun in a public place
An' pin it pon a entertainer?

Say, send ninja man home
I tell you, say, fi send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (Murder)
Say, send ninja man home
I beg you, say, fi send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (You know why, rude boy?)

Cah, mi say, one of dem try an' could not hold him
Two of dem try an' could not hold him
But now di immigration officer, America control him
So, hear mi

Say, send di ninja man home
Chaplin beg you send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (Hear mi now)

Now, Jamaican people, mi a go tell you how dem do it
You know say a brush, ninja man a brush him teeth
An' di gun drop off of di youth teeth
An' true him a rush go out fi get something fi eat

Selassie I know, di youth never sleep
While di helper come in an' put on new sheet
An' grab her big broom an' start fi sweep
An' when she look dung a ground, she see di gun in her teeth
So, a scream, di woman scream an' start fi weep
An' carry Ninja name go to di police
An' dem lay wait Ninja in a one big blue an' white Jeep

An' carry him a station an' introduce him to di chief
But all dem a question Ninja, di youth wouldn't speak
So a mi dem phone dung yah, wake mi out of mi sleep
An' dem, "How come di boy up yah an' him nah speak?"

So mi say, "Lift up him lip an' tell mi what you beseet"
When dem open up him mouth, dem tell mi weh dem beseet
Dem say, dem see a big space in a Ninja teeth
Mi say, "Fit back di gun in a di youth teeth"
An' question him again an' tell mi if him no speak
When dem question Ninja an' him start fi speak
Di police dem, whole of dem run 'cross di street

Lie down pon dem belly an' lick a shot in a dem goin' breath
An' look like a Ninja, I police an' dem a di thief

Cah, when you hear weh Ninja speak
Him say, "Mi have permit fi bury an' license fi kill"
From you test me, you fi write your will
When Ninja kill, all police him kill
When Ninja kill, all soldier him kill

So, send ninja man home
I beg you, say, fi send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (Unuh no hear weh mi say?)
Say, send ninja man home
I tell you, say, fi send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (Watch mi now)

Beca', Ninja man, him a di Don Gorgon
Charlie Chaplin a di Spengorgon
Together we are di greatest combination
That's why you shouldn't lock him in a police station
Cah, we want him out yah fi go teach di nation

Send di ninja man home
Tell you, say, fi send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (Lord)
Say, send ninja man home (Unuh no hear weh mi say?)
Mi say, fi send him ho-o-o-ome, home
Home, send di ninja man home (Hear mi now)

Mi a go tell you how Jamaican people, how dem do it
You know, a brush, Ninja man a brush him teeth
An' di gun drop off of youth teeth an' him never see
Because him a rush, a go out fi get something fi eat
So a come di woman come in now an' put on new sheet

Grab her big broom an' start fi sweep

An' when she look, she see di gun in her teeth
A scream, di woman scream an' start fi weep
An' carry Ninja man name go tell police
An' dem lay wait Ninja man in a one big blue an' white Jeep
An' carry him a station an' introduce him to di chief

All dem a question Ninja, him wouldn't speak
So a mi dem phone dung yah an' wake mi out of mi sleep
An' say, "How come di boy up yah, we a talk an' him nah speak?"
Mi say, "Open up him mouth"