Mustn't Grumble

Nowuh'ah 'ad 'n old uncle as mean as can be
'e sed "when I die, yewl gih' nuffin' frum me!"
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble
Awl 'e leff' me, was 'n olh' ovuh'coah'
Buh' ah fan' in thuh pockih', a fifdy-pan' noawh'
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble

Nowh'ye am a do-it-ya'self-er, you see
Ih' dun'-'alf make life easy, take ih' from me
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble
If thuh wife wahn's thuh grass cuh', or a new ki'chin shelvf
Jus' do as I do, an' say do ih' ya'self
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble

Mus'n' grumble
Don' worry 'bout nuffin' my frehn'
Mus'n' grumble
'cos awl's well tha's well in thee en'
Mus'n' grumble
Yew grumble an' you're on your own
Larf an' the werl' larvs wiv' ya
Cry an' yewl cry awl alown'
Larf an' the world larvfs wiv' ya (mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble)
Mus'n' grumble

Nowh'ye came 'ome from wuh'r, they'uh was fiuhmun aroun'
They sed "we coul'n save ih', your 'ouse 'as burn' da'h'n!"
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble
Ah sed "tha's aw'righ', don' wuh'ry may'h
'Cos the ba'frum nee'eh pain'in', it wun'-'alf in a stay'h!"
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble

Ah' cuh'llic' thuh fuh'ball puh'wls money, ya' see
An' wuhn week we wun ih', mi work meigh's an' me
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble
Ah' wen' 'owem errly feelin' pleased wiv meself
Then'I saw'uh thuh cue'pun stiwl stuhc' on thuh shellvh
Mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble

Mus'n' grumble
Don' worry 'bout nuffin' my frehn'
Mus'n' grumble
'cos awl's well tha's well in thee en'
Mus'n' grumble
Yew grumble an' you're on your own
Larf an' the werl' larvs wiv' ya
Cry an' yewl cry awl alown'
Larf an' the world larvfs wiv' ya (mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble)
Mus'n' grumble

Larf an' the world larvfs wiv' ya (mus'n' grumble, mus'n' grumble)
Mus'n' grumble