Affirmative Action

Most divisive issue in America right now is affirmative action
Affirmative action was put into place to offset policies that the United States Government
Implemented during slavery that affect us today
Now when I talk about slavery, no, no, no
When I talk about slavery, I'm just talking about a period of time where Black people had no rights
So, you're talking about the 1600s to about 1964
You know give or take a year depending on when your town decide to act right
Now people go, "What happened during slavery that could affect us today?
What happened during slavery that could affect us today?"

A lot of shit happened during slavery that affects us every day
For instance, during slavery, they used to take the biggest strongest slaves and breed them
And try their best to make big strong super slaves, okay?
That's right, that's right
There is evidence of that today like the NFL for instance
Sorry, NFL stands for Nigga Fucking Large
They bred the slaves, and this is why Black people dominate every physical activity in
The United States of America, okay?
We're only ten percent of the population, we're 90 percent of the final four, okay?

We fucking dominate all this shit, okay?
Basketball, baseball, football, boxing, track, even golf and tennis
As soon as they make a heated hockey rig, we gon' take that shit too
Motherfuck Wayne Gretzky, wait 'til you see LeBron on some skates
You ain't seen shit yet
He ain't even gonna have one skate chillin'
What's up?
He ain't even gonna have a stick
He gonna smack the puck with his dick (ah!)

Slapshot, bitch!
So that's what they did to the big, strong slaves
And you know what they did to the smart ones?
Or at least the ones they thought were smart?
They killed them
That's what they did
That's right
That was the policy of the United States Government
To kill smart Black people, that's right

So, the real smart motherfuckers had to hide the fact that they were smart, okay?
The law of the land was, "If you read, you die
If you read, you fuckin' die, okay?"
So you know what that means?
The first Black drug dealers didn't even sell drugs
They sold books
"Yo, man, I got two pages, man, I got two pages, man
Check it out man, check it out man

I got two pages, man
Yo, man, yo, man
I got a word, I got a word
Check it out, man
I got a new word, man
I got a new word, man
It's new, man
It's new, man"

So, think about the poor slaves that could read but had to hide it, man
Think about the poor slaves that could
Read but were scared to teach their kids to read for fear they'd be killing their kids, man
Think about the poor slaves that used to drive the buggy in town every day, man
Used to drive the buggy, man
And he's driving the buggy, driving the buggy, driving the buggy
He's driving the buggy, driving the buggy, driving the buggy
And he could read
He's driving the buggy, driving the buggy, driving the buggy

And up ahead, he sees a real busy intersection
He's driving the buggy, driving the buggy, driving the buggy, driving the buggy
Driving the buggy, driving the buggy, driving the buggy
And then he sees a stop sign
Now he's got a real dilemma

"Oh, Lord, what is I going do?
Oh, Lord, what is I going do?
Okay, if I go across this intersection, I'ma have an accident
If I stop at this sign, these crackers will kill me
Oh, Lord, what is I going do?"
And he don't know
And he is riding the buggy, and he is riding the buggy
And at the last minute
He says, fuck it

And he goes straight through the intersection
Has a big old accident
Wipes out, wipes out almost killed somebody
And the police come

"Nigga, what's wrong with you?
Nigga, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You could have killed somebody, nigga
You see that stop sign?"
"Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, sir"
"Nigga, you see that stop sign? That stop sign right there"
"Oh, do you mean that octagon thing?"
"Nigga, who taught you octagon?"

Now don't get me wrong with affirmative action, don't get me wrong, man
I don't think I should get a job over a white person if I get a lower mark in a test
I don't think I should get accepted into a school over a white person if I get a lower mark in a test
But if there's a tie, fuck 'em