Songtexte Xxl - Country Rock Party

Well Mama was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me
Doctor turned to Mama and shook his head
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
Ooh brrr Mama he's a double XL

By the second grade I was five foot two
Fifth grade I was wearing a size twelve shoe
Eighth grade I was shopping at the big and tall
And the coaches had me playing high school football
Uncle Roy said boy you'll make the NFL
Ooh brrr son you're a double XL

Double XL double XL don't call me on
The phone just ring my dinner bell
Double XL double XL I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh brrr baby I'm a double XL

Here we go

Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls driving Lexus out in California
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they want to hold
They want a real man with meat on his bones
How yank the Yankees ring the southern bells
They say ooh brrr we love a double XL

Double XL double XL don't call me on
The phone just ring my dinner bell
Double XL double XL I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh brrr baby I'm a double XL

Double XL solo

Double XL double XL don't call me on
The phone just ring my dinner bell
Double XL double XL I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
Ooh brrr baby I'm a double XL

Well if you have any doubts come and see for yourself
Why all the girls love a double XL
Ooh brrr yeah I'm a double XL

Hey oh no
Triple XL too