Songtexte S & M - Dean Friedman

Well, I was struttin' by a hoochie bar on Jane Street
Tryin' hard to dodge the doodoo in my path
When I heard footsteps behind me in the same beat
And some joker went and grabbed my ass
I spun around and said, "Now listen, you may be a charmin' fella
But you're just cruisin' for a bruisin' just the same"
Then I hit him on the head with my umbrella
But instead of sayin' "Ouch" he just smiled in pain

He said, "Ooh, ooh, ah-ah
Do it again, pretty mama
First let me thank you for lettin' me spank you
My cradle and my ism is sadomasochism"

I said, "Now listen, honey, you must be mistaken
I mean, I'm sure I never saw your face before
And besides, this blushing bride's already taken"
But he got down on his knees and he begged for more

He said, "Ooh, ooh, ah-ah
Do it again, pretty mama
We'll commit nameless sins, you can stick me with pins
You can desert me but not 'til you hurt me"

Now I tell ya, I have heard my share of snide talk
But this kid was really actin' kinda weird
And I woulda laughed him kneelin' on the sidewalk
But somethin' in his smile looked so sincere

He said, "Ooh, ooh, ah-ah
Do it again, pretty mama
We'll buy ice cream, I'll let you treat me
We'll play p-p-p-p-p-queque, I'll let you beat me"

Now please don't think I'm just a shameless hussy
But I would love to share the joys that I have found
And if you're still wonderin' "Doesn't he?" or "Does he?"
Well, I just love to be gagged and bound, you see

He said, "Ooh, ooh, ah-ah
Do it again, pretty mama
I'll be the baby and you be the mummy
You can tap dance on my tummy
'Cause my cradle and my ism is sadomasochism
Yes, my cradle and my ism is sadomasochism"