Blind Dating

- Hello?

- Hi, it's me, listen, do I have a guy for you?
- No, girl, I don't wanna meet no guy

- But he's good looking, he's got lots of money
- Oh Michelle, I don't care
- He's so much fun

- No, I'm not going, I'm gonna stay home tonight
- You're not doing anything tonight, he's available
- I know, but I gotta stay home, God, these things never work
- I'll set it up
- They never work, I'm telling you

My friend says he's real cute
And he drives a nice car
And he's so generous
Can you go tonight, are you available?
He's got plenty money
And he's fun to be with
He dresses in the finest clothes
Don't you blow this chance, are you available?

That day, but I don't wanna go
That day, maybe I just won't show
That day, but then good men are scarce
I don't know, I better fix my hair just in case, you know

He's a fancy dancer
And he'll wine and dine you
He's not like the others
Let me remind you that he's available

But I don't wanna go
Maybe I just won't show
But then good men are scarce
It's alright for tonight
That day, what should I wear?
That day, I don't know him, why should I even care?
That day, she fixed me up tonight
This had better be good, this had better be good

I don't really know
I'm not gonna do anything anyway
Stay home and watch some TV
I don't know if I have anything to wear
And she is my best friend, she wouldn't fix me up with no fool
It's alright for tonight

That day, but I don't wanna go
That day, maybe I just won't show

That day, but then good men are really scarce
Well, maybe I'll fix my hair just in case it turns out to be something
That day, but I don't wanna go
That day, maybe I just won't show
That day, but then good men are scarce

I don't know, but I'm going anyway, whoa
That day, what should I wear?
That day, I don't know him, why should I even care?
That day, she fixed me up tonight

This is my best friend, this had better be good
I'll fix up if it's just
That day, I don't wanna go
That day, maybe I just won't even show up, yeah
That day, but then good men are scarce
Wouldn't it be funny if this was Mr. Right?