Friends With Tractors

I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane
They said he had rich and famous friends and he liked droppin' names
I said "How'd you do? That's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors
Son, you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors"

They'll pull your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town
I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everythin' I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

On a Friday night we hit the woods, go boggin' in our trucks
It's just about a guarantee some good ol' boy gets stuck
Where I come from you can bet your butt a mudhole ain't a factor
I'll sink mine to the floorboards 'cause I got friends with tractors

They'll pull your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town
I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everythin' I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

I've been to fancy five-star restaurants, I left there barely filled
They charged me for the water, the butter and the bread
The gourmet meal looked more to me like fish bait on a cracker
But I stay fat and happy 'cause I got friends with tractors

They'll pull your groceries, haul a load
Pull you out and fix the road
They're good at slowin' speeders down
When they pass through from out of town
I'll live out in the country happily ever after
I got everythin' I need 'cause I got friends with tractors
I got everythin' I need 'cause I got friends with tractors

Who's got a New Holland?
Anyone got a Massey?
John Deere?
Yeah, I got friends with tractors