She's Gone

She gave me everything I wanted from the start
Her mind, body and heart
And I just knew the two of us would never ever part
I used to fart under the covers and she just laughed
She even cleaned my balls when we would take a bath
She straightened up the bed while I was still in it
Get up and fix some breakfast
The kind of gal that makes you want to leave them other heifers alone
But my bone got a bind of its own
I continued to roam while she waited by the phone
Loneliness got the best of her
She wanted to explore her other options that she had
Oh no, my baby was no whore
Just a woman with needs, a desire to be appreciated
I tried to keep her in the nest warm and incubated
But my heart was steady getting colder
Coming home with not enough energy to even hold her
And then, it happened, one bright early morn'
I turned around to give my baby a hug and she was gone

Gone
She was gone
Gone
She was gone
Gone
She was gone
Gone

Calling house to house trying to figure out where could she be
She don't get up before me and it's damn near three
It's pouring down outside, raining cats and frogs
I know pretty soon she's coming back to the house
Damn, 3:30, 4 o'clock, 5
Quarter to six, something must be wrong with the ride
Eyes wide looking outside every ten minutes
Not realizing the relationship's been finished
12 Pack, eight cups of coffee, two cups of tea
Hurtin' peeping out the curtain forgetting to pee
Telephone rings, hurry up, pick it up
I thought I heard somebody say, "Yeah, I got your bitch, what's up?"
But it wasn't
But I still almost hit the star 69 button
Ready to cuss out whoever answered the phone
But I didn't call back to face the fact that she was gone

Gone
She was gone
Gone
She was gone
Gone
She was gone
Gone

Like a Tucky through the corn
I can't imagine another motherfucker making her moan
I got a call on my cell, it was her, what the hell?
Wondering what kind of story you got to tell
She said she left a note under the bed
Had to get up early, be back to get a loaf of bread

Shit, a loaf of bread, why you ain't been calling me?
I had a flat
You had a flat?
Yes, I had a flat
You ain't had enough minutes on your phone to call me?
It's locked in the car
Oh, oh, well shit
Yeah
You left it in the car while you was on foot?
Yes
Alright, fuck it, fuck it
Just come on home, I'm here
Yeah, I'm on my way
Hello?
Hey baby, it's me, I took care of everything
Oh yeah, you fell for that loaf of bread bullshit, didn't you?
As usual
I knew it, look, forget about that nigga
And you need to come over here right now
Okay, I'm on my way

Gone
She was gone
Gone
She was gone
Gone
She was gone
Gone