She's a Forgery

Ooh baby, better learn to love the coffin
You′ve been forced into
And just maybe you can line my coffers
With your eyes so blue
Because you seem like a steal
I know this can't be real
I′m a hunter in the city, looking for my next meal
I will praise you while appraising you
'Cause we must seal the deal
Hey!
I can't sell her, I can′t move her
She′s a forgery
I can't use her but I just can′t lose her
She's a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight
Hey!
And my addiction to Kimbo Slice
Is an affliction, I must pay the price
Adrift in a sea of bulk-bought fantasy
And I′m still hung up on authenticity
Hey!
I can't sell her, I can′t move her
She's a forgery
I can use her but I just can't lose her
She′s a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight
Let the buyer beware
That the birds in your hair
Are all just for show
And yes I know it′s unfair
To purposely impair
But it's better if you don′t know
No!
I can't sell her, I can′t move her
She's a forgery
I can′t use her but I just can't lose her
She's a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight
I can′t sell her, I can′t move her
She's a forgery
I can′t use her but I just can't lose her
She′s a forgery
And she will be authenticated tonight