Songtexte The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) - Flight of the Conchords

Yeah

Looking 'round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl in the room
In the whole wide room (ooh)

And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three

Good lookin' girls on the street, yeah
Depending on the street, ooh

And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doin'
At my mate's place?"
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one, Dave
Ooh, you're a legend, Dave

I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure, I said, "Dave, do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind, but I can tell he kinda minds
But I'm gonna do it anyway
I see you standin' all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down to very low, here we go

You're so beautiful (beautiful)
You could be a waitress (mm)
You're so beautiful (beautiful)
You could be an air hostess in the '60s
You're so beautiful
You could be a part time model

And then I seal the deal
I do my moves, I do my dance moves
Both of my dance moves

Ooh, ooh
Ah, ha, oh
Ha, ha, oh

It's 12:02, just me and you
And seven other dudes around you on the dancefloor
I draw you near, let's get out of here
Let's get in a cab, I'll buy you a kebab

I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl I have ever seen
With a kebab, ooh

Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house and we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh, no, I don't mind takin' it slow, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, yeah, yeah

'Cause you're so beautiful
Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
You're so beautiful
Mm, you could be a part time model
But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
A part time model
Spending part of your time modelling
And part of your time next to me
Eh, hee, eh, hee, eh, hee, ee

And the rest of your time doin' your normal job, ooh
My place is usually tidier than this