Homework

Homework
I wanna do homework
Instead of an office
I wanna work home

Staying
At home and crocheting
And meekly obeying
The guy who comes home

A cozy kitchen
To be in there pitchin'
That's the thing I'm longing to do
To be there learning
When a steak needs turning
And just what goes into a stew

Homework
I wanna do homework
A genius who sits and plans
With pots and pans at home

A genius who bakes a pie
That keeps her guy at home

Staying
At home and crocheting
And meekly obeying
The guy who comes home

A table wiper
Who can change a diaper
Is a thing I'd like to be best
And be the master
Of the mustard plaster
When the cold goes down to his chest

Homework
I wanna do homework
A genius who does her part
So he don't start to roam

A genius who earns her keep
That makes him sleep at home