Songtexte A Typical Sound Check - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention
                                                Jeff: 
...                                                find 
                                                out 
                                                where 
..                                                .?: 
                                                Get 
                                                some 
..                                                .
 
                                    
                                
                                                Mark: 
                                                All 
                                                skate. 
                                                Men 
                                                only!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Dick: 
                                                Hunh??: 
                                                So 
                                                don't 
..                                                .
 
                                    
                                
                                                Aynsley: 
                                                Man, 
                                                you 
                                                shou 
...                                                you 
                                                shoulda 
                                                brought 
                                                the 
                                                fucking 
                                                [...]?: 
                                                Gotta 
                                                put 
                                                that 
                                                sign 
                                                out 
                                                in 
                                                front, 
                                                man.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Mark: 
                                                Got 
                                                to 
                                                get 
                                                that 
                                                sign 
                                                out 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                front.?: 
                                                Pack 
                                                it 
                                                up 
                                                beside 
                                                of 
                                                the 
                                                bass 
                                                player.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Howard: 
                                                Why?
 
                                    
                                
                                                Aynsley: 
                                                Because 
                                                    I 
...                                                I'm 
                                                gonna 
                                                have 
                                                to 
                                                fucking 
                                                nail 
                                                this 
                                                in.
 
                                    
                                
                                                It's 
                                                gonna 
                                                take 
                                                about 
                                                five 
                                                minutes 
                                                to 
                                                nail 
                                                the 
                                                thing 
                                                in 
                                                every 
                                                time 
                                                we 
                                                go 
                                                on.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Dick: 
                                                Well, 
                                                get 
                                                    a 
                                                piece 
..                                                .
 
                                    
                                
                                                Mark: 
                                                Can 
                                                we 
                                                get 
                                                it 
                                                hooked 
                                                up? 
                                                Can 
                                                we 
                                                put 
                                                it 
                                                up? 
                                                Stand 
                                                it 
                                                up? 
                                                [...]?: 
                                                Talk 
                                                to 
                                                the 
                                                kids 
                                                running 
                                                [...]
 
                                    
                                
                                                Jeff: 
                                                We 
                                                could 
                                                be 
                                                an 
                                                even 
                                                closer 
..                                                .?: 
                                                Add 
                                                some 
                                                more 
                                                weirdness.?: 
                                                Hey 
                                                man.?: 
                                                Hey, 
                                                we 
                                                sparred 
                                                right 
                                                here, 
                                                man.?: 
                                                You 
                                                want 
                                                these 
                                                two 
                                                together??: 
                                                Sparred 
                                                right 
                                                there.?: 
                                                Well 
..                                                .
 
                                    
                                
                                                Mark: 
                                                Perverse!
 
                                    
                                
                                                George: 
                                                What's 
                                                in 
                                                my 
                                                [...]
 
                                    
                                
                                                Mark: 
                                                Let's 
                                                see, 
                                                my 
                                                washboard's 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                car. 
                                                My 
                                                false 
                                                breast 
                                                is 
                                                in 
                                                the 
                                                car.?: 
                                                Hey, 
                                                Bob??: 
                                                Bob.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Aynsley: 
                                                See, 
                                                they 
                                                gotta 
                                                have 
                                                two 
                                                holes 
                                                here.?: 
                                                Bob!
 
                                    
                                
                                                Dick?: 
                                                Yeah.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Jeff: 
                                                Where's 
                                                your 
                                                pliers?
 
                                    
                                
                                                Ian?: 
                                                Oh, 
                                                we 
                                                got 
                                                our 
                                                amps 
                                                switched. 
                                                    I 
                                                should 
                                                be 
                                                having 
                                                that 
                                                amp.
 
                                    
                                
                                                Howard: 
                                                Put 
                                                on 
                                                your 
                                                costumes.
 
                                    
                                
                                                If 
                                                you 
                                                do 
                                                not 
                                                hear 
                                                me
 
                                    
                                
                                                You 
                                                may 
                                                now 
                                                walk 
                                                out
 
                                    
                                
                                                For 
                                                    I 
                                                am 
                                                here
 
                                    
                                
                                                And 
                                                    I 
                                                am 
                                                talking 
..                                                .
 
                                    
                                
                            1 The Worst Reviews
2 Martin Lickert's Story
3 The Sanzini Brothers
4 The London Cab Tape
5 The Spew King
6 Well
7 Cruisin' For Burgers
8 Don't Eat There
9 The Motel Room
10 Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
11 Billy The Mountain
12 The Dressing Room
13 The Motel Lobby
14 Sleeping In A Jar
15 A Version Of Himself
16 Bad Acting
17 A Great Guy
18 Jeff Quits
19 He's Right
20 If You're Not A Professional Actor
21 Concentration Moon, Part Two
22 Concentration Moon, Part One
23 Status Back Baby
24 You Got Your Armies
25 There's No Lust In Jazz
26 Playground Psychotics
27 Childish Perversions
28 Champagne Lecture
29 A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
30 Scumbag
31 Sharleena
32 Super Grease
33 Learning "Penis Dimension"
34 Don't Take Me Down
35 A Typical Sound Check
36 The Living Garbage Truck
37 Here Comes The Gear, Lads
38 A Bunch Of Adventures
39 Divan
40 It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
41 He's Watching
42 You There, With The Hard On!
43 Beer Shampoo
44 I'm Doomed
45 This Is Neat
46 Wonderful Wino
47 I Could Be A Star Now
48 Botulism On The Hoof
49 Diptheria Blues
50 Mom & Dad
51 The Mudshark Interview
52 Going For The Money
53 Getting Stewed
54 Zanti Serenade
55 Brixton Still Life
56 Say Please
57 Aaawk
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