Songtexte Jim/Roy - Frank Zappa
JCB:
What's
goin'
on
here?
I
thought
we
were
gonna
play
a
Rock
& Roll
concert.
Ian:
Rock
& Roll?
I,
I
already
quit
the
Mothers.
JCB:
How
are
you
gonna
get
laid
if
you
don't
play
rock
& roll
and
drink
beer?
You
get
laid
after
the
concert
if
you
play
rock
& roll,
This
kind
of
crap
you're
not
gonna,
You're
not
gonna
get
laid
anyway
with
that
uniform
on.
I'll
tell
you
what
I'm
gonna
do.
I'm
gonna
quit
I'm
gonna
go
out
and
hustle
me
some
chick,
The
hell
with
you.
Ian:
Jimmy,
you
need
some
discipline.
JCB:
I'm
leaving
the
group.
Ensemble:
Boo!
Boo!
FZ:
Jimmy
Carl,
I
must
inform
you,
I
must
inform
you,
Jimmy
Carl,
For
your
own
good,
that
here
in
London
you're
not
gonna
get
any
pussy
Unless
you
look
like
a
popstar.
Fix
him
up!
.. .
Mod
Jacket
.. .
(JCB:
Oh
Jeezus
.. .)
FZ:
Frilly
Mod
Neckpiece,
Jimi
Hendrix
wig,
And
a
Feather
Boa.
JCB:
WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
FZ:
Jimmy
Carl
Black
enters
the
audience
to
hustle
some
young
ladies.
And
if
you're
really
lucky,
get
something
for
the
robots
.. .
Mmmm,
their
little
mechanical
things
are
going
up
and
down,
up
and
down
.. .
Roy:
Domino,
Domino,
Domino
Biz-bo-OH,
Domino
Biz-bo-OH,
Amen,
Domino
Biz-bo,
Hallelujah,
eh
.. .
FZ:
Et
cum
spiritu
tuo
.. .
Roy:
Ian,
I
don't
think
I
qualify
for
the
Mothers
(FZ:
They're
making
up
their
lines
as
they
go
along,
isn't
it
thrilling?)
Roy:
I
think
I'm
holding
the
group
back
because
I'm
a
MEXICAN.
And
also
because
I
don't
play
bass
good.
Ian:
I
don't
care
how
you
can
play
bass
but
we
have
NO
MEXICANS
in
this
group.
Roy:
And
I
wanna
join
your
group.
Ian:
No
Mexicans!
Roy:
I
can
sing
opera,
I
have
already
quit,
I
cut
my
hair,
I
got
all
my
shit
together
here.
I
can
do
it.
Ian:
I
don't
care
how
you
look
you
gotta
be
able
to
cut
the
part.
Roy:
I
can
sing.
Please.
Please,
Ian,
give
me
a
CHANCE.
Ian:
I
don't
believe
you
can
sing.
Roy:
Ah,
PLEASE!
Ah,
Ian,
PLEASE,
IAN!
Please!
Ian:
Okay
Mexican
Roy:
Please?
Ian:
Okay
Mexican
Roy:
Okay.
Ian:
Sing
this
note:
Roy
(with
JCB):
You
think
everything
gonna
be
alright.
Ian:
Okay.
You
passed
the
first
part
of
your
audition.
Now
you
gotta
sing
.. .
Roy:
Mi,
mi,
mi,
mi
.. .
Poo-lah
Poo-la-ah
poo-lah
Poo-da
poo-lah
poo-lah
poo-oo-lah
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-eee-eee-ooo-ooo
Ah-ah-ah
ah-aaah-ah-aaah
Aa-aa-ah
aa-ah
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo
Aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aah
Ensemble:
BOO!
BOO!
FZ:
The
rejected
Mexican
pope
leaves
the
stage.
1 Black Beauty
2 Chucha
3 Mothers At KPFK
4 Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
5 Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show
6 Bossa Nova Pervertamento
7 Metal Man Has Won His Wings
8 Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
9 Wedding Dress Song/The Handsome Cabin Boy
10 Piece One
11 Theme From Run Home Slow
12 Opening Night At "Studio Z"
13 Don Interrupts
14 Band Introductions at the Fillmore West
15 The Story of Willie the Pimp
16 Jim/Roy
17 Lecture From Festival Hall Show
18 The Village Inn
19 Speed-Freak Boogie
20 Original Mothers Rehearsal
21 Piece Two
22 The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
23 Steal Away
24 Plastic People
25 Agency Man
26 Power Trio From The Saints 'N Sinners
27 Agency Man (studio version)
28 Original Mothers At Fillmore East
29 The Duke of Prunes (Original)
30 How Could I Be Such a Fool?
31 Harry, You're A Beast
32 I Was a Teen-Age Malt Shop
33 Theme From Run Home Slow
34 Original Duke Of Prunes
35 Opening Night At "Studio Z"
36 Steal Away
37 The Birth Of Captain Beefheart
38 Metal Man Has Won His Wings
39 Bossa Nova Pervertamento
40 I Was a Teen-Age Malt Shop
41 Excerpt From The Uncle Frankie Show
42 Charva
43 Original Mothers At The Broadside
44 Party Scene From Mondo Hollywood
45 Plastic People
46 Speed-Freak Boogie
47 Piece One
48 How Could I Be Such a Fool?
49 Agency Man
50 Wedding Dress Song/The Handsome Cabin Boy
51 Harry, You're A Beast
52 Skweezit Skweezit Skweezit
53 Harmonica Fun
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