Songtexte The Booger Man - Original Version - Frank Zappa

Well the Booger Man (White juice on his beard)
Get down (White juice on his beard)
Well, the Booger Man (White juice on his beard)
In my room (White juice on his beard)
Look at the booger (White juice on his beard)
An' then he was gone (White juice on his beard)
Wait three hours (White juice on his beard)
Didn't sing no song (White juice on his beard)
I said: What you're doing
None of your biz
Said: What you're doing
He said: None of your biz
(His pants were sticking to his leg)
Oh! Talkin' about the Booger Man (His pants were sticking to his leg)
Right over there (His pants were sticking to his leg)
Lord! The Booger Man (His pants were sticking to his leg)
Had a beard (His pants were sticking to his leg)
Lord! The Booger Man (Wonder why)
They ate after six (Wonder why)
I said: What you're doing (Wonder why)
With your ol' tricks (Wonder why)
Oh Lord! The Booger Man (His pants were sticking through his leg)
In my room (His pants were sticking through his leg)
Him an' booger (Stuff on his beard)
Till nine noon (White stuff on his beard)
What you're doing (White cream on his beard)
In my bed (White cream on his beard)
With that booger (His pants were sticking through his leg)
Instead (His pants were sticking through his leg)
Of somebody fine (Smell my beard)
Fine, fine (Is what he said)
Somebody fine (Smell my beard)
Fine, fine (Is what he said)
Somebody fine (Smell my beard)
Fine, fine (Is what he said)
Somebody fine (Sure was good)
Fine, fine (Sure was fine)
Somebody make you do this
The Booger Man
Get on down
Look at the Booger Man
Had a crown
On his head now
Cleaned his shoes
In his bed now
Playin' the blues
Oh yeah
Well
Ah, Lord
George: You know... personally I ain't got nothing against no boogers y'know, every now and then, you know, it's...
FZ: Yes, just listen to George all you boogers in the audience. This is George's plea.
George: But see, you, what you have to remember is that uh, in the final analysis, a booger to one is not a booger to all, heh heh... Ain't that right? AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
FZ: THAT'S RIGHT!
George: AIN'T THAT RIGHT? Please, get down Ruth...
Napoleon: As Chester would say: A booger is in the eye of the beholder
George: Sure is...