Songtexte
Ladies
and
gentlemen...
Please
put
your
hands
together
for
William
Tecquin!
Oi,
Dan,
what
do
you
call
this?
Why
have
you
got
me
spittin'
on
this?
I
don't
usually
spit
on
tracks
like
these
It's
just
the
start
and
I'm
startin'
to
like
it
Watch
producers
try
and
bite
me
You
like
it,
don't
fight
it,
dance
with
your
grandma
I'll
be
dancin'
with
your
auntie
I've
got
my
hand
on
her
bum
gettin'
lively
Switch!
Now
I
move
on
to
your
girlfriend
Me
dancin'
with
your
girl,
it's
like
hell,
friend
I
get
randy,
do
you
know
what
would
be
handy?
A
little
glass
of
brandy
Now
I'm
standin'
with
big-chest
Mandy
Shakin'
her
leg
in
the
middle
of
the
dance-floor
I'm
givin'
her
what
she
asked
for
She
got
a
hard
back,
whine,
what
more
could
she
ask
for?
Come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me
Oh,
come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me,
oh-oh
Ladies
and
gentlemen...
Let's
have
a
warm
welcome
for
our
next
performer
Jose
Fernandez
This
is
loco
to
flow
to
Got
a
Spanish
flow
to
wiggle
your
toe
to
Come,
shake
your
leg
for
a
giggle
Grab
your
keys
up,
I
got
a
knees-up
to
go
to
Flat
shoes,
crap
shoes,
any
crap
shoes
Goin'
for
the
night
shows
and
the
free
booze
In
a
shirt
you
nicked
off
Rodrigo
Roll
tight
in
a
nylon
tuxedo
Red
Hot
Chili
Peppers,
jalapenos
Magazine
hot
pants
tighter
than
Speedos
Left,
right,
backward,
forwards
we
go
Damn
brother
with
the
jiggy,
spittin'
it
with
the
Devo
I
do
the
salsa
with
the
old
bogies
Eatin'
runny
guacamole,
green
light
bogies
This
likkle
song
I
don't
mind
either
I
see
the
fat
bitch
like
fat
butcher
Come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me
Oh,
come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me,
oh-oh
Ladies
and
gentlemen...
Will
you
please
put
your
hands
together
for
the
Etno
from
Benetton?
This
sounds
like
the
job
for
me
The
Etno
from
Benetton
shakin'
the
L-E-D
Which
L-E-D?
Third
L-E-D
Yeah,
he's
a
wrong'un,
known
to
be
a
liberty
I
dinna
can't
see
myself
sittin'
on
this
(Sittin'
on
this)
But
I
like
music
so
I'm
spittin'
on
this
(Spittin'
on
this)
Yeah,
you,
you
can
join
in
on
this
one
(Yeah)
With
a
butt-face
and
a
(You)
with
a
crisp
bum
Wait
a
minute,
did
I
say
crisp
bum?
Let
me
check
that
bum,
slack
bum,
flat
bum
(Flat)
She's
got
no
bum,
it's
like
a
bag
with
a
slit
in
I
need
to
know
how
she's
sittin'
down
(Down)
Stop
lookin'
down
waitin'
for
it
to
expand
(Expand)
It's
not
gonna
happen,
it
just
don't
happen
So
move
on,
you
best
go
and
chat
to
another
man
(Another)
'Cause
it
might
happen,
it
just
might
happen
Come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me
Oh,
come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me,
oh-oh
Come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me
Oh,
come
and
shake
a
leg
with
me
Please
shake
a
leg
with
me,
oh-oh
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