Cigarette After

My flight ticket said "Tampa"
"Come on over" was the message that I sent her
Twelve hours horror flight, still in a good temper
Till I saw the immigration queue of Atlanta

Oh, can I see your passport please?
Oh, do you bring in any disease?
Oh, criminal activities
If I'm thinking it over and my ass stinks of H-Bomb

I won't rape nuns, I don't sell guns
I just came to see my baby
I'm not Slim Shady, I wanna fuck the First Lady
I just came to see my baby

At least it was the wrong topic I mentioned
Suddenly they paid me more attention
Had to open my suitcase, senseless rat race
Staring at this pig face, ready for the worst case

Oh, let down your pants
Oh, I'd like to shake down gents
Oh, this is a U.S. planet
But I'm from over Europe and that's not the way we plan it

I won't rape nuns, I don't sell guns
I just came to see my baby
I'm not Slim Shady, I wanna fuck the First Lady
I just came to see my baby
And I won't bomb towers, I bring love and flowers
I came to see my baby
I won't kill your sons for the Republicans
I just came to see my baby

First came the glove, followed by laughter
Then someone offered me a cigarette after
They showed me a sign that said "No Smoking"
Then came the glove again, I'm not joking

I won't rape nuns, I don't sell guns
I just came to see my baby
I'm not Slim Shady, I wanna fuck the First Lady
I just came to see my baby
And I won't bomb towers, I bring love and flowers
I came to see my baby
I won't kill your sons for the Republicans
I just came to see my baby

Bend over, here comes the glove
Bend over, here comes the glove
Bend over, here comes the glove
Bend over, here comes the glove
Bend over, here comes the glove
Bend over, here comes the