Bellend Bop (Live Version)

I met you at a party, it was 10 pm.
I was outside being sick so I called inside again.
I opened another bottle, but that made 'em feel worse.
I was sick for the second time, it made me shout and curse.
The music played so loud it made my ears pop.
When I went dancing, down at the Bell End Bop.
They were doing it on the tables, they were doing it on the chairs.
They were doing it on the dance floor, they were doing it upstairs.
But the police came and raided the place, said the music was too loud.
I didn't want to get recognized so I mingled with the crowd.
There were people dressed as Batman, they really looked a mess.
Then to my amazement I found it was a fancy dress.
A young girl came up to me she was tall and slim,
Had oranges down her bra said she was Nell Gwyn.
There's only one place where you can rock.
Come on, let's go dancing, down at the Bell End Bop.