You've all been worshipping a false messiah.

I pray to God that I got here in time to guide you.

I came to bring you hope, I came to bring you joy,

So I've got to stay alive and drunk and unemployed.

I¹ve got to stay alive and drunk and unemployed.

I've GOT TO STAY ALIVE AND DRUNK AND UNEMPLOYED!

Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi, Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi.

I came to destroy all the false piety.

Most of all, the false piety of smug sobriety.

I sneak into town, and I¹m gone in a flash,

Spreaking my wisdom around like a rash,

I'm spreading my wisdom around like a rash,

SPREADING MY WISDOM AROUND LIKE A RASH!

Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi, Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi.

I sure hope she's gonna be sympathetic,

'Cause she¹s a hot little Catholic paramedic.

I¹ve got to leave in the morning, 'cause they¹re coming to get me,

But first I need you to aid and abet me.

I need you to aid and abet me. I need you to aid and abet me,

I NEED YOU TO AID AND ABET ME!

Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi, Here comes the Whiskey Rabbi.

Whiskey Rabbi

Geoff Berner