Songtexte Why Don't Women Like Me? - George Formby

Now I know I′m not handsome, no good looks or wealth

But the girls I chase say my plain face will compromise their health.

Now I know fellows worse than me bow-legged and boss-eyed

Walking out with lovely women clinging to their side.

Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

Look at Empress Josephine, the most attractive women that ever was seen,

Yet Napoleon short and fat, captivates a lovely looking dame like that

Now if women like them like men like those - why don′t women like me?

Hey, hey, why don't women like me?

Last night I went I out walking, my intentions were to click

But the sights I saw while walking out, they nearly made me sick.

I must admit I saw some girls, attractive little dears

Arm in arm with ugly men with cauliflower ears.

Now if women like them like men like those - why don't women like me?

What can the attraction be, that′s the thing that always starts to worry me.

Although I haven′t got a bean, I've got a lot of things that girls have never seen.

Now if women like them like men like those - why don′t women like me?

Hey, hey, why don't women like me?

Now I went for my holidays down to the gay seaside,

I saw a lot of things there being hidden by the tide.

The way some women jumped around the man there in the sea

Made me think that there is still a good chance left for me.

′Cause if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me

Of all the shapes and sizes there I′ve got a chance of clicking yet I do declare.

For I don't want to be a nark, I saw a lot of things below the watermark.

Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

Hey, hey - why don′t women like me?

Now if women like them like men like those, why don′t women like me?

Take Lord Nelson with one limb, Lady William Hamilton she fell for him.

With one eye and one arm gone west, she ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest.

Now if women like them like men like those, why don't women like me?

Hey, hey - why don′t women like me?

Autor(en): George Formby, Jack Cottrell, Brian Laurence Bennett

Album George Formby: England's Famed Clown Prince of Song

Veröffentlichungsdatum

26-07-2005

1 John Willie's Jazz Band
2 Hitting the High Spots
3 Dare-Devil Dick
4 Baby
5 The Man Was a Stranger to Me
6 Kiss Your Mansy Pansy
7 Rhythm in the Alphabet
8 Rolling Around Piccadilly
9 Frigid Air Fanny
10 I Parted My Hair in the Middle
11 Little Wooden Toolshed In the Garden
12 Hill Billy Willie
13 John Willie Came On
14 I Always Was a Willing Young Lad
15 It's Turned Out Nice Again
16 All Going Back
17 I Can Tell It By My Horoscope
18 In the Congo
19 Our House Is Haunted
20 Swing It, George Parts 1 and 2
21 Do De O Do
22 I'm The Husband Of The Wife Of Mr. Wu
23 It's a Grand and Healthy Life
24 Chinese Laundry Blues
25 Goodnight Little Fellow Goodnight
26 The Old Kitchen Kettle
27 Pardon Me
28 I Told My Baby with the Ukulele
29 I'm Making Headway Now
30 If You Don't Want the Goods, Don't Maul 'Em
31 I Couldn't Let the Stable Down
32 John Willie At the Licensing Office (With Company) Parts 1 and 2
33 Dan, the Dairy Man
34 Could Make a Good Living at That
35 Let's All Go to Reno
36 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
37 The Low-Down Lazy Turk
38 Why Don't Women Like Me?
39 Running Around the Fountain In Trafalgar Square
40 The Lancashire Hot-Pot Swingers
41 Sitting On the Ice In the Ice Rink
42 Levi's Monkey, Mike
43 With My Little Ukulele in My Hand
44 As the Hours and the Days and the Months and the Years Go By
45 She's Never Been Seen Since Then
46 Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
47 Sunbathin' in the Park
48 The Wedding of Mr Wu
49 I Went All Hot and Cold
50 My Ukulele
51 Believe It or Not
52 In a Little Wigan Garden
53 You Can't Keep A Growing Lad down
54 It's No Use Looking At Me
55 There's Nothing Proud About Me
56 The Best Of Schemes
57 Madame Moskovitch
58 John Willie Goes Carolling (With Company) Parts 1 and 2
59 Fanlight Fanny
60 The Fiddler Kept On Fiddling
61 Share And Share Alike
62 I Do Do Things I Do
63 The Pleasure Cruise
64 The Isle of Man
65 The Wash House AT The Back
66 Riding in the T.T. Races
67 Gallant Dick Turpin (With Company) Parts 1 and 2
68 A Farmer's Boy
69 Radio Bungalow Town
70 George Formby Medley Parts 1 and 2
71 Ring Your Little Bell
72 Quick Fire Medley
73 The Window Cleaner
74 Sitting On the Sand All Night
75 Keep Your Seats Please
76 Five And Twenty Years
77 Bunkum's Traveling Show
78 I'm A Froggie
79 The Ghost
80 Oh Dear Mother
81 You're A Li-A-Ty
82 When We Feather Our Nest
83 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
84 Hindoo Man
85 Trailing Around a Trailer
86 Said the Little Brown Hen
87 My Little Goat And Me
88 Trailer for "Keep Your Seats, Please"
89 The Lancashire Toreador
90 My Plus Fours
91 Easy Going Chap
92 The Window Cleaner (No. 2)
93 Somebody's Wedding Day
94 I Don't Lie
95 Keep Fit
96 Biceps, Muscle And Brawn
97 Leaning On A Lamp Post
98 Hi Tiddley Hi Ti Island
99 Trailer for "Keep Fit"
100 You Can't Stop Me From Dreaming
101 She Can't Say No
102 Remember Me
103 Maybe I'll Find Somebody Else
104 Does Your Dream Book Tell You That?
105 Like The Big Pots Do
106 I Blew a Little Blast On My Whistle
107 Wunga Bunga Boo
108 Have You Every Heard This One?
109 Springtime's Here Again
110 Noughts And Crosses
111 The Joo-Jah Tree
112 Mother, What'll I Do Now?
113 In My Little Snapshot Album
114 Our Sergeant Major
115 They Can't Fool Me
116 It's In the Air
117 Sitting Pretty with My Fingers Crossed
118 Tan Tan Tivvy Tally-Ho
119 I Wonder Who's Under Her Balcony Now

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