Ready or Not

Someone's gonna have to explain it to me
I'm not sure what it means
My baby's feelin' funny in the morning
She's havin' trouble gettin' into her jeans
Her waistline seems to be expanding
Although she never feels like eating a thing
I guess we'll reach some understanding
When we see what the future will bring

Met her in a crowded bar room
One of those typical Hollywood scenes
I was doin' my very best Bogart
But I was havin' trouble gettin' into her jeans
I punched an unemployed actor
Defending her dignity
Well, he stood up and knocked me through that bar room door
And that girl came home with me

My baby's feelin' funny in the morning
She says she's got a lot on her mind
Nature didn't give her any warning
Now she's gonna have to leave her wild ways behind
She says she doesn't care if she never spends another night
Runnin' loose on the town, she's gonna be a mother
Take a look in my eyes and tell me, brother
If I look like I'm ready

I told her I had always lived alone
And I probably always would
And all I wanted was my freedom
And she told me that she understood
But I let her do some of my laundry
And she slipped a few meals in between
Next thing I remember she was all moved in
And I was buyin' her a washin' machine

My baby's feelin' funny in the morning
She says she's got a lot on her mind
Nature didn't give her any warning
But she's feelin' better about it all the time
She said she's ready for some meaning
After all of her runnin' around
But bless my soul, she's got a rock and roll band
And thinkin' 'bout settlin' down
But bless my soul, she's got a rock and roll band
And thinkin' 'bout settlin' down