The Lobster Song

Good morning, Mr. Fisherman
Good morning, said he
Have you got a lobster
That you would sell to me?
Oh yes, said the fisherman
I still got two
The first one is for me
And the second one is for you

Oh, rumpty-tumpty-tiddly-tum
The blind man, he could see

Well, I took the lobster home
And I put him in a dish
I put him in a dish
That the missus used to wish
First I heard her scream, "Ah!"
Then I heard a grunt, "Ugh!"
There was the lobster
Ranging on her front

Oh, rumpty-tumpty-tiddly-tum
The blind man, he could see

Well, the missus grabbed a brush
And I picked up the broom
And we chased the blooming lobster
Round and round the room
The moral of me story is
The moral it is this
You should first have a look
Before you makes a wish

Oh, rumpty-tumpty-tiddly-tum
The blind man, he could see