Dancing Fool

I don't know much about dancing
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both of my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancing every night
Hoping one day I might get it right

I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

I hear that beat, I jump out of my seat
But I can't compete 'cause I'm a dancing fool

I'm a dancing fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in and see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill

When they see me coming
They all steps aside
They has a fit, while I commit
My social suicide
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

I'm a dancing fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancing fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a dancing fool

Yowza, yowza, yowza

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey
My shirt's half open
To show you my chain
And the spoon for up my nose
I am really something
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away

I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool
I'm a dancing fool

He's a dancing fool
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah

Hey darlin', can I buy you a couple of drinks, hmm?
Looking for Mr. Goodbar? Here he is
Wait a minute, I've got it, you're an Italian
Huh? You're Jewish? Oh, love your nails, must be a leader
Your place or mine? Huh huh huh huh, yes