Songtexte Terraria vs Minecraft Rap Battle (feat. V.G.R.B.) - J.T. Machinima feat. V.G.R.B.

I'm a veteran survivor,
Never getting tired
Living off the land much better than a miner.
I've fought more mobs than you'll se in your life
And my only mission isn't getting every diamond
If you wanna join me, I'll leave the light on
It's Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to,
Cuz' if I had a level it would be a high one
Your bow and arrow won't hold up to my guns
It's time Microsoft took it up notch
Your guns can never blast past the fortress I've got
Fightin' clowns and eyeballs and you'd be braggin
While I've got enchanted armor slaying the ender dragon
Cryin' so much, you keep your items when you die
I think Terraria's Minecraft's CDI
Grab my diamond pickaxe just to break the tension
Then bust this survivor into the third dimension
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me who can do it better
Stop the beat!
Your house is burnin'
You just got griefed, was it worth the work and
They took your stuff, to make it even worse
Try creative mode if you got your feelings hurt
I'm a demon-hunter,
An adventurer
So my inventory isn't full of dirt.
I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor?
You're an FPF - first-person farmer.
Oh, I'm getin' griefed?
Ya that sure blows
But at least MC has a beast online mode
Don't need a story to put this man to shame
I mean, only old creepers be playin' your game
Ya in my world I am a god
While in your game you can't even mod
Last time you went outside? I'm thinking, never.
Wither you down, send you to the nether
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me who can do it better
Keep your 3 dimensions, I only need 2 to be awesome
Please, your game style's been irrelevant since '96
Take a seat dude, oh you don't have furniture...
Even Roblox is better than you
Well at least I didn't sell out to Microsoft
Well at least Microsoft was interested in me
Oh yeah?, well - Minecraft/Terraria is the greatest survival game ever!
Step back or I'll steamroll ya
Don't mess with this side scrolla
Multiplayer's overrated
When all your servers do is cause a hold up
Don't got no friends with me
My friends I are NPC's
I can't wait for Minecraft to drop dead
After all, you and your friends are blockheads
A block joke huh? That's never been said
That's as original as your game concept
Step up to the mic I become aggressive
I've seen a rip off so unimpressive
I know that you'll never test me again
This is like a wooden plank against obsidian
The sun has set so I guess I'll retire
Since I'm done roasting this pig over my fire
This ain't no game
My life's insane
I've fought through mobs and awful weather
We just survive
All day and night
But tell me who can do it better