One Hit Wonder

For so many years now I've been making these songs
But I don't know how long I can keep this going on

Cos it don't keep the lights on
No it don't pay the bills
I get paid in exposure and 1 or 2 beers

The lyrics are clever and production is strong
But nobody is listening, what the hell am I doing wrong

Everybody tells me
Just write one big hit
(ha)
If it was that easy I would already be a

One hit wonder
Would if I could
(If I could be) One hit wonder (If I could be)
(If I could be) Would if
OOOOH

I still love the process
Of writing a song
But I need some motivation
Just to push me along

Everybody asks me
Why my stats are so low
I'm fuckin' amazing
So I really don't know

If I made the nice songs
Maybe then I'd get paid
But I make the dumb songs
That will never get played

(Woooah) I don't need the platinum
(Woooah) No I don't need the gold
I just wanna write one song
That's gets freakin sold (and be a)

One hit wonder
Would if I could
(If I could be) One hit wonder (If I could be)
(If I could be) Would if
OOOOH

If you need me to support your next show
The answer's yes, you just tell me where to go
If you've got a contract that you need me to sign
Just email glen at junksucks.com
Any time

One hit wonder
Would if I could
(If I could be) One hit wonder (If I could be)
(If I could be) Would if
OOOOH