Some Time To Myself

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I'm growing those herbs
I'm baking that bread
I'm reading the books
That I haven't yet read

I'm binging the cringe
That my friends all suggest
Like that Tiger King show
But Too Hot to Handle's the best

I'm playing the games
I've wanted to play
Solved 1,000 piece
Jigsaw puzzles each day

Some people complain
That they're bored in their homes
But this suits me just fine
We all need some time alone

Some folks are outgoing
While others are shy
Some people need contact
With others outside

But this quarantine business
Is perfect for me
Cos I've got a dirty
Little secret, you see

One week before lockdown
Is when it began
The old lady came home
And she was at it again

She nagged and she nagged
And I tried really hard
But I finally snapped
Now she's buried in the backyard

No-one's been around
So no-one suspects
That my dear old Lucy
Is under the deck

So I put on my gown
New book from the shelf
And I sit on the couch
And enjoy some time to myself

Some time to myself