Songtexte the babysitter song (interlude) - Jax

This is the girl I babysit
Hi I'm Chelsea and I'm the shit
Chelsea
Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I'm honest
She wont tell my parents cause I made her promise
So were up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don't tell her mom
My bedtime is 9 PM
It is currently 2 AM
Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don't eat dinner
I text my boyfriend on my iPad
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that
I told her I was allowed to watch rated R movies
Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me
I've seen boobies before
Bed, now