Songtexte 01 Intro Skit - Jelly Roll

Do you know what this is?
This is another motherfucking exclusive
From Mr. Street Cinemas
D-D-D-DJ Highlight, pussy

Waffle House Jill
Hey, it's from my guy
I'm just wondering y'all still had them five dollars all-you-can-eat pancakes
No we don't
You don't have the five dollar all-you-can-eat pancakes?
Nope
When did y'all-, when did y'all quit doing that deal?
We don't have pancakes, we have waffles
But we've never had all-you-can-eat waffles either

This ain't the International House of Pancake?
No, this is Waffle House, honey
Oh, it's the waffle house, okay
Y'all have any whiskey or weed up there
Have what?
Ok, thank you, have a good one now

Waffle House, how can I help you?
Yes ma, it this Waffle House right there on the goddamn White Bridge Road
It is
Hey, is there a guy named Dan in there?
There's no one in here, sir
There's no guy named Dan sitting over there by that corner?
He sits right there by the corner all the time
He's not at the corner table?

There's no one in this store period, sir
Okay, 'cause that son of a bitch sold me a bad pill the other night
I shot it and ended up at the hospital, 14 hours
You see that motherfucker? Tell him John's looking for him
Okay
Thank you

Waffle House, Jill
Hey, Jill, I got a question
Do y'all got the new Jelly Roll CD up there?
Pardon me?
You got the new Jelly Roll CD up there?
No, we don't
It's called Whiskey, Weed, and Waffle House
Y'all don't have none at the Waffle House?

Waffle House
Yeah, this is Waffle House right there on 96 by the mall
What's that?
Is this Waffle House by the mall?
Uh, no, we are right off of Cason and New Salem
Across old Charlie's from the-
Yeah, okay, yeah, that's the one, yeah, I know exactly which one I said
Hey, I got a question for you, brother

There's an old feller named Jelly Roll
He's a local rapper, got a CD called Whiskey, Weed, and Waffle House
Do you got any copies up there
Named who?
Jelly Roll he's got a CD called Whiskey, Weed, and Waffle House
You got any copies up there?
Whiskey, Weed, and Waffle House?
Yeah
Are we getting copies of CDs?
Whis-Whiskey, Weed, and Waffle House?