Songtexte Ho Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rhum - Jimmy Buffett
Santa′s
stressed
out
as
the
holiday
season
draws
near
He's
been
doing
the
same
job
now
going
on
two
thousand
years
He′s
got
pains
in
his
brain
and
chimney
scars
cover
his
buns
He
hates
to
admit
it,
but
Christmas
is
more
work
than
fun
He
needs
a
vacation
from
bad
decorations
and
snow
Mr.
Claus
has
escape
plans,
a
secret
that
only
he
knows
Beaches
and
palm
trees
appear
night
and
day
in
his
dreams
A
break
from
his
wife,
his
half
frozen
life
The
elves
and
that
damn
reindeer
team
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
Santa's
run
off
to
the
Caribbean
He
thinks
about
boat
drinks
and
fun
in
the
sun
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
Plastic
creations
and
crass
exploitations
aren't
good
He
wants
to
go
back
to
simple
toys
made
out
of
wood
Just
for
the
weekend
he′d
like
to
be
Peter
Pan
Get
out
his
long
johns
and
dance
with
a
sword
in
the
sand
Chorus:
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
Santa′s
run
off
to
the
Caribbean
Marimbas,
calimbas,
he's
playing
steel
drums
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
(Bridge)
Chorus:
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
Santa′s
run
off
to
the
Caribbean
Marimbas,
calimbas,
he's
playing
steel
drums
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
Ho
Ho
Ho
and
a
bottle
of
rhum
Santa′s
run
off
to
the
Caribbean
A
week
in
the
tropics
and
he'll
be
all
right
Sporting
a
tan
as
he
rides
out
of
sight
(Over
the
drums)
Merry
Christmas
to
all,
and
to
all...
good
night.
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