Songtexte Dread Rock - Alternative Version - Judge Dread

Cool! Ain't it nice here?
I think I'll have a lay on the sand
Get me rock out
Better not leave it out too long though
It'll get all sticky
D'you know what?
I'm sure I can hear a band playing
O.K., they'll play my tune
La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

When I go down the seaside
I'm feeling rather rude
The girls in their bikinis
Are showing all their boobs
But when they see my stick of rock
They all shout out with glee
"Before you give it all away
Please save a length for me"

Oh-ho-ho, oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh-ho-ho, oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more

I took a stroll along the beach
My rock was in my hand
I saw a girl who was buried
Up to her neck in sand
She said, "Some boys did this to me
And please help get me out"
But before I could assist her
My rock shot in her mouth, and she cried

Oh, what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh-ho-ho, oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more

Now I'm always in the discos
As soon as the sun goes down
I chat up all the nice girls
With bodies nice and brown
I take them back to me chalet
And they always get a shock
For when I turn the light on
They see the sight of me rock, they all cry

Oh, what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh-ho-ho, oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more

Now me holidays are over
Me rock goes home with me
Although it's not as big as it was
It's big enough for me
If you want to know where my girlfriend is
Take a look around the place
She's the one in the corner
With a smile upon her face, 'cause she knows

That it's a big one
She's never seen one as big as that before
Oh my God, oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more

Well, darling, bet you never seen one as big as this before
Oh yes I have, the milkman's got one
And he showed it to me while you were away on holiday
That must be what they mean by "Are you getting enough?"
Still, you ain't getting any more of mine
Oh, come on

Oh-ho-ho, oh what a big one
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh-ho-ho, oh what a big one
It must be fourteen inches long or more