Songtexte Hetero-man - Katastroof

I'm a hetero-man
And I pak what I can
Cos I'm no jeannne,
A he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

I'm hetero-man, walking down the street
Like to jump on every woman I meet
Love to feel it underneath
Thirty centimeter peace of meat

I'm a hetero-man
And I pak what I can
Cos I'm no jeannne,
A he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

For hetero-man no gold or rubies
But pretty women with big big boebies
Hey you bitch, show all that you can
Spek voor den bek of hetero-man

I'm a hetero-man
And I pak what I can
Cos I'm no jeannne,
A he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

Hetero-man is no homo-man
No piepzjanet, no Will Ferdy-fan
For all of you boys I don't give a damn
But ferm wijven vlam in the pan of...

I'm a hetero-man
And I pak what I can
Cos I'm no jeannne,
A he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man

If all you motha-fucking men are gay
Hetero-man is no way
You can kiss my ass and suck my lip
But only if you are a lekkere kip

I'm a hetero-man
And I pak what I can
Cos I'm no jeannne,
A he he man,
I'm a hetero-hetero-man