Fighting

I think women put way too much pressure on men, they do
Y'all don't even realize how much pressure you put on men
Is that your lady right there, man?
All right, how long y'all been together?
All right, so you know what I mean when I say pressured
Like, she expects a lot from you
She wants you to provide for her and protect her
Whether you realize it or not, she do
Like, right now, if a fire break out, right now
Big-ass fire, poof, go up in flames

First thing she gonna do is look at you like, "Ugh"
And you got to come up with a plan in her mind, you know?
Baby, get on my back, I'm going to bust us out of here
She want to hear something stupid like that
Bitch, you better stop dropping roll and find that exit

I'm scared too, but that's what women want
Women like the security
I'm a great provider, I got money, I can pay for stuff
I don't mind that
I'm not a protector

That's where I'm like not that guy
You know what I mean?
Like women, you want every guy to fight for you
That's not me
I'm not a fighter
I won't say that I am, I will never pretend to be
That's not who I am
Prime example, let's say me and you go to the movies, right?
We at the movies, we having a good time
Out of nowhere some guy come up

Smack you in the face real hard
If you with me, then you just got smacked
That's something that just
I'm being honest, alright?
I'm not, I'm not gonna do nothing about it
Now, we can talk about it when we get in the car
Let's, let's figure out why it happened
And see what we can do to prevent it from happening again, but
As far as me like just going and doing something about it
I'm not gonna fucking do it

Because if he didn't care about your face
I know he don't give a fuck about mine
That's common sense, two black guys ain't gonna get us home
Somebody got the drive, that's what I'm good at
I'm a witness, I saw everything
When he hit you, I got behind the vending machine
'Cause I didn't want him to know that we were together
It's none of his business who I'm with
I can't believe he kicked you when you fell
That's where I got upset

'Cause you gave up, you didn't wanna fight no more
Why would he put his boot to your face? That's just disgusting to me
He should be shot
I've seen too many people get knocked out
That's why I don't like to fight man
You ever seen somebody get knocked out, man?
Like knocked out, I'm talking about in person
Like you witnessed somebody get knocked the hell out
It changes your opinion on fighting, doesn't it?
When you see somebody get knocked out, you don't wanna fight no more

Like damn, that shit look like it hurt
I don't know if I wanna
I saw somebody get knocked out
Me and my boy, we at a club, right?
We having a good time, we partying, mm-mm
Getting money, mm-mm
Getting money
We having a good time, right?
Out of nowhere, that's how we party because we both small
I don't hang with tall people, it was just us, right?

So out of nowhere, he gets into an argument with this guy at the bar
The guy at the bar got mad, punched my boy in the face
Bam! As soon as he hit him, my friend fell asleep
Now, when he woke up, he got mad at me
He was like, "Kev, how come you ain't get him?"
And I was like, "You know what? That's some selfish shit"
Because I just saw what he was capable of
You know what I mean? Like, he made you go to sleep
I'm not tired, I'm wide awake
I took a nap, why would I walk right into that ass with him?

That's stupid, if he hit me and I go to sleep, who gonna wake who up?
You understand what I'm saying?
I don't want that problem
Ain't nobody tryin' to fall asleep at a bar, that's how you get raped
Everybody knows, the percentages of rapes happen
When people fall asleep at a bar, I promise you
I'm just telling y'all the stuff that I know
I saw my uncle getting knocked out one time
That might've been the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life
'Cause we was at a family reunion

First of all it's a family reunion, it's a picnic
It's kids, it's shit around, it's a time for fun
My uncle got drunk
He get into an argument with this guy over picnic space
He like, "Hey man, you and your kids, y'all not no hards"
"Y'all need to get the hell out of this picnic space"
And the guy was, you know, the guy was like
"Look, dude I don't mind moving"
"But don't curse at me in front of my kids"
So my uncle was drunk

He went to curse again but before he got it out the guy hit him
You ever see somebody get hit so hard
They try to grab everything and go down?
It happened so fast
My uncle was like, "Let me tell you something, fuck you!"
The shit that made me laugh is
That he was looking at him the whole way down
"I'll just go down, fall, shit, man"
Messing up the picnic, change came out his pocket
I ain't never seen somebody get hit so hard

That change come out they jeans when they standing up
You know how hard a nigga gotta hit you
For loose change to come out your jeans?
Soon as he got hit, 35 cent flew out his pocket
He was like, "Damn, huh?"
I said, "God damn"
He just knocked 35 cent out of Oprah Richard Jr.'s pocket
I ain't never seen nobody get hit that hard
These are things that I've seen, I've witnessed this, man
You gotta know who you are as an individual

If you're not a fighter, understand that you're not a fighter
I know I'm not a fighter, that's why I carry a whistle
I'll blow the shit out of the whistle in somebody's face
Fuck with me if you want to
You gonna win the fight
But you ain't gonna hear shit tomorrow, bitch
Put that whistle in your face, bitch
It's kinda hard to fight a whistle
You gotta know what you good at, what you not good at
I'm a good arguer, I can argue

But you also gotta know how to get out of things when you argue
You ever argue with somebody
And then they get up and then your mind
You know, you feel a little different about the fight?
You gotta know how to get out of it
You don't have to fight when you don't think you're gonna win
There's certain things you can do
To let a person know that you're not ready to fight
I was arguing with this guy, we at a club
He's sitting down, I'm like, "Dude"

I said, "You know what? Say something else to me"
"I promise you, I'ma smack the shit out you"
"And I mean that"
"Say something else, I'ma smack the shit out you"
Like, that's my thug look right there
You know
Thugs get to clapping their hands and stand up
"Say something else"
On everything I love, I'ma smack the shit out you, B
For real, and he got up, and he was bigger than I thought he was
And I was like, "Come on, give me a hug, bring it in"

I'm serious, this is stupid, come on man
There's no reason for us to act
You can't fight nobody doing this, come on man
There's ways to let people know that you don't want to fight
I got one fight move
If you get past that, I don't know what to do, I'm confused
I'm gonna let y'all see some classified shit right now
This is classified, okay? This is my fight move
What? Who you talking to?
What? Don't make me laugh, this is serious, alright?

Look, this is serious right now
About to show y'all my fight move, alright?
What? Who you talking to? Do you don't know me?
Don't talk like you know me, say something now
That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it
It's real quick, that's classified, alright?
I'll show y'all one more time, you get one more peek at it
I'm gonna give y'all one more chance to see it, alright?
It's real quick, what? Who you talking to?
Dude, you don't even know me, you don't even know-

Say something, say something, that's it, that's all it is
It's a quick shuffle of the feet, that's all I got
If you get past that, I'm done, I don't know what to do
It confuses people, you can either think I'm about to kick you
Punch you, happy feet, you don't know what it is
It's a lot of different combinations that come across with that move
You gotta know what you're good at as an individual, man
I don't know, I'm good at seeing things, I'm good at noticing things
Like, I remember one of my friends
Got jumped one time, and I was with him, I ran

The reason why I ran is because I saw it coming
Like, you know, like, you know when you see stuff coming
And you start to break it down on your own?
Wait a minute, oh shit, wait, oh no, this don't look good
They look angry, oh, I took off
I'm going to tell you what's bad about running on somebody
It's real bad when you run on somebody and they survive the jumping
Like, because when you see them, you don't know what to say
Like, I didn't know what to say to them
I was like, hey, look who's alive

Hey, man, how'd you make it out of there?
Up top? No? Nothing?
No? Up top? Nothing?
I saw somebody get kicked in the face before, that shit was funny
I think if you get kicked in the face, you deserved it
Because that means that you watched the foot come to your face
Got to be an asshole to fight somebody using they feet
The person I saw get kicked in the face, the reason why I laughed
Is because when he got kicked, he looked at us for confirmation
Like he needed approval on what just happened

He's like, "Ah! Yo! Shit! Yo!"
It was him, yeah
Better look at his other foot before he kick you again
He's good, that guy's good
He knows what he's doing
When you fight somebody using they feet man
Like if we gonna fight, I'm gonna tell you put your hands up
Put your hands up, let's fight
Now if I go to fight you and you start stretching
That mean you know some shit I don't know, I'm not gonna fight you

I had an incident where a guy started, well he tried
He didn't use it on me, but he was gonna attempt
To use his feet
I was with my mom, right?
Me and my mom, we in the parking lot of Best Buy
I'm looking for a parking space
Now all the spaces was tooken, but there was one truck
About to back into this parking spot
But he was taking too long, so I got mad, I stole it
I whipped into the spot real fast, ah!

Like you know you know when you're wrong
Because you put your head down and boy you're winning
You don't want to look at him, you start humming, "Hmm, hmm, hmm"
Out of nowhere the guy got out the truck, he was like, "Yo man"
"I know you saw me about to back into that spot"
"If you back out we're going to have a problem"
Chinese guy, right?
Now with my mom, she ain't going to be no bitch
I was like well I guess we got a problem
This is how I know I didn't want this problem

This is exactly what he did to me
He said, "Oh so we got a problem? Do we?"
Get in the car, get in the car, ma'
Anybody that smack their knees twice is an assassin
He about to kick your god damn temple off your face
That's what he about to do
My mom trying to, why we getting in the god damn car?
We ain't killers mom
Gotta know who to fight and who not to fight man