We Built This City

We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls
Built this city
Come on babe!
We built this city on sausage rolls

That's not bad that
S'alright innit?
My lyrics are epic aren't they?
Stay in tune

If you've never had one
And don't recognise the taste
It's a cylindrical bit of pork wrapped
In a puff pastry case

Beige, baked, and golden
Holier than grace
Grab it whilst it's pipin' hot and
Shove it in your face!

They're party sized to foot long
Listen to your belly groan
Don't you remember
We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls

We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls
Built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls

Christenings or birthdays
Or Uncle Johnny's wake
You'll find me at the buffet
Filling up my plate

A Ginsters on the M1 (M1)
Greggs on Platform 3 (Platform 3)
I don't care where I'm eating it
Smash it with a cup of tea!

They're party sized to foot long
Listen to your belly groan
Don't you remember
We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls

We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls
Built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls

I've done this for my missus
'Cause she loves Christmas songs (Christmas songs)
Oh what more could she wish for (yes mate!)
Than a sausage roll sing-along?

It's not just a meat snack
It's a way of life!
Treating your friends and family
And even your hot wife

Order it on date night
Stay in an extra night
Have it with a Merlot
It's time for the saus-age

Did you just call that a saus-age?
Yes, yes I did
Right, no, no it's a sausage, it's a sausage
Posh sausage

They're party sized to foot long
Listen to your belly groan
Don't you remember
We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls

We built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls
Built this city
We built this city on sausage rolls

Sausage roll, sausage roll city (Rox, they're not the words)
Sausage roll, sausage roll city (right, that's not my song)
Sausage roll, sausage roll city (stop Rox, right security, can we stop this please?)
Sausage roll, sausage roll cit-aayy! (right, Rox, right no, sorry)

Right headphones off!
No I'm sorry, right let's leave it there please! Headphones off
Come on, you've done here
Right, end it there, song's over, thank you, thanks, let's go