There’s A Waylon

Where there's a cactus, there's a desert
Where there's country, then there's western
Where there's drifters, there's an old hole in the wall
Where there's lonely, then there's whiskey
The silver bullet missed me
And usually takes me down around last call

Where there's a jukebox, there's a quarter
And a red booth, there's a corner
And right now, that's right where I'm supposed to be
Where there's cowgirls, then there's cowboys
But don't look right now, boys
I think that one's making eyes at me

Wherever there's a shot, then there's a chance
Wherever there's a song, there's a two-step neon dance
And if you're gonna swing, aim for the fence
And I guess all that I'm saying is
Once the music gets her swayin'
Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon

She's an angel with blue eyes and she just might leave me cryin'
But tonight, she put a smile on my face
And if I play my cards just right and lay my aces in a line
Against the odds, it all might go my way

Wherever there's a shot, then there's a chance
Wherever there's a song, there's a two-step neon dance
And if you're gonna swing, aim for the fence
And I guess all that I'm saying is
Once the music gets her swayin'
Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon

Wherever there's a shot, then there's a chance
Wherever there's a song, there's a two-step neon dance
And if you're gonna swing, aim for the fence
And I guess all that I'm saying is
Once the music gets her swayin'
Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon

Keep the outlaw records playing
Thank God for those Highwaymen
Wherever there's a Willie, there's a Waylon