Stoner

What you're about to hear is a true story
It actually happened

She could call me, I should phone her
But I'm too shaky, she's a stoner
I'm so friendly, she's a loner
I'm on a key, she's a stoner

I haven't got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it
I haven't got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it

She likes TV, her name's Mona
I get frisky, she's a stoner
She gets hungry, calls me over
Pleading me sweet things, she's my stoner

I haven't got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it
I haven't got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it

I'm taking you to hell

Spanish family, Barcelona
She's my gypsy, she's a stoner
He looks shifty, drinks Corona
Sells her fifty, she's a stoner

I haven't got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it
I haven't got it, I haven't got it
I never lost it, I never had it

I'm taking you to hell

She's your mistress, organ donor
You get her kidney, you're a stoner
Sing it with me, sing it slower
Are you ready?

She's a stoner