Teenage Dream

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh oh oh
Ha ha ha
Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Surprise, surprise
The boys are home
My guardian angels run down my telephone
The heat's on mister
Can't you hear them scream?
Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

The curfew comes at the crack of night
The sad old wino aches to dissipate the fright
The jet-jump jiver speeds past in his machine
But whatever happened to the teenage dream?

A broken god from a rusty world
Sweetly mouth touched in onyx blood
His prison bars were very hard to clean
But whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Do it, do it, do it to me, babe
Do it to me, babe, oh
Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

The wizard of oz and the bunsen thief
Ruled my girl with teutonic teeth
But all was lost when her mouth turned green
Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Silver surfer and the ragged kid
Are all sad and rusty for they don't have a gig
Believe me, Pope Paul, my toes are clean
Whatever happened to the teenage dream?

Black is black and white is white
Some go to heaven and some get it not
The bald is a groove but his wig it screams
Whatever happened to the teenage dream?