Hunter

"Job interview?"
"No, I'm going hunting."
"Uh, that's quite a surprise, sir."

Trying to make conversation with the guy, he's like a three
Hour flight, and I'm like, "So, are you an avid hunter?"
And he goes, "No, deer."

What do you say, you know?
You ever disagree with someone and you don't hurt their feeling?
"I know what you mean, those avians will
Bit you right in the ass, sir, I don't..."