Songtexte UberX Driver - Mike Posner
UberX
Driver
He
sits
in
front
of
me
and
swallows
his
saliva
He
fumbles
in
the
cup
holder
for
his
chapstick
He
puts
his
chapstick
on
his
lips
He
opens
up
his
phone
He
picks
up
his
coconut
water,
unscrews
the
top
and
drinks
it
He
screws
the
top
on,
puts
it
down
He
swallows
his
saliva
again
He
opens
up
his
phone
He
picks
up
his
coconut
water,
unscrews
the
top
and
drinks
it
Screws
the
top
on,
puts
it
down
He
swallows
his
saliva
again
He
is
doing
many
many
things
in
hopes
that
he
will
stumble
upon
the
magic
combination
A
certain
ordering
of
chapstick,
coconut
water,
saliva
and
saliva
swallowing
That
will
crack
the
code
of
his
unhappiness
and
make
him
feel
better
Meanwhile,
I
sit
in
meditation
behind
him
Waiting
for
him
to
finish
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