Songtexte
I
have
come
with
my
sword
Naegling
And
the
usual
aches
and
pains
To
defeat
Grendel,
the
monster
Lately
scourge
of
the
Danes
Showing
no
mercy
in
the
mead
hall
He
laid
waste
thirty
thanes
In
return
I
will
chop
off
his
shoulder
Then
I
will
deal
with
his
mother
Where
is
the
disabled
loo?
I'm
feeling
slightly
queasy,
woozy
So
would
you
if
you'd
had
to
do
The
things
I've
had
to
do
Slay
the
good,
slay
the
bad
Do
I
have
the
right
to
use
the
disabled
loos?
Did
they
send
the
right
man
from
the
land
of
heroes?
Stop
laughing,
I
am
Beowulf
I
give
you
my
oath,
as
I
was
born
I
am
Beowulf
I
am
the
hero
coming
to
save
you
And
I
am
deformed
Cancer
gubbins
that
hangs
at
my
neck
like
a
turkey
throat
Swaddling
leather
trussing
up
a
shrivelled
belly
bloat
Dangling
from
my
orifice
is
a
puzzling
speculum
drip
If
you
promise
not
to
tell
anyone
I
have
a
hare
lip
A
smoking
hole
and
a
very
large
mole
My
face
it
slithers,
my
ears
are
torn
Don't
laugh,
I
am
deformed
Stop
laughing,
I
am
Beowulf
I
give
you
my
oath,
as
I
was
born
I
am
Beowulf
I
am
the
hero
coming
to
save
you
And
I
am
deformed
So
go
ahead,
laugh,
you
won't
be
the
first
Richard
the
Hundredth,
the
Hunchback
laughed
Henry
Dalrymple
the
simpleton
convulsed
with
mirth
At
this
sick
rubber
joke
my
bones
as
they
poke
out
of
a
hole
in
my
skin
At
this
helplessly
flailing
mutant
appalling
prosthetic
thalydomide
limb
Have
a
good
laugh
while
you're
at
it
at
my
schlong
My
metallic
foot
brace
it
scratches
and
drags
I
dribble
down
a
twig
I
twitch
along
the
ground
My
Breugel
boots
they
beggar
belief
I
have
the
stinky
shanks
of
a
hound
My
patchy
moustache
hides
a
birthmark
I
have
come
to
save
Denmark
Stop
laughing
...
Stop
laughing,
I
am
Beowulf
I
give
you
my
oath,
as
I
was
born
I
am
Beowulf
I
am
the
hero
coming
to
save
you
I
am
deformed
1 Going for a Walk With a Line
2 Widow Twanky
3 Bluestocking
4 Lucky Like St. Sebastian
5 Paper Wraps Rock
6 Murderers, The Hope of Women
7 Flame into Being
8 Closer to You
9 A Complete History of Sexual Jealousy (Parts 17-24)
10 The Homosexual
11 Bishonen
12 I Was a Maoist Intellectual
13 How Do You Find My Sister?
14 The Hairstyle of the Devil
15 Shaftesbury Avenue
16 Morality Is Vanity
17 Ventriloquists and Dolls
18 Summer Holiday 1999
19 Cibachrome Blue
20 Voyager
21 Spacewalk
22 Platinum
23 Enlightenment
24 Rhetoric
25 Last of the Window Cleaners
26 The Cheque's In the Post
27 The Cabinet of Kuniyoshi Kaneko
28 Microworlds
29 The Sadness of Things
30 London 1888
31 The End of History
32 I Want You, But I Don't Need You
33 The Age of Information
34 Born To Be Adored
35 Old Friend, New Flame
36 Tinnitus
37 Stefano Zarelli
38 Pygmalism
39 Scottish Lips
40 Beowulf (I Am Deformed)
41 The Laird Of Inversnecky
42 Life of the Fields
43 Frilly Military
44 Nervous Heartbeat
45 Hypnoprism
46 Love Wakes the Devil
47 Erase
48 Bibliotek
49 Bambi
50 The Ephebophobe
51 System of Usher
52 The Hiker
53 The Manticore
54 The Art Creep
55 Masks of Bebko
56 The Vaudevillian
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