Songtexte Spanish Inquisition (Ending / Extended) - Monty Python
(Graham)
Trouble
at
mill.
Lady
Mountback:
(Carol)
Oh
no
- what
kind
of
trouble?
Reg:
I
don′t
know
- Mr
Wentworth
told
me
to
come
and
say
that
there
was
trouble
at
the
mill,
that's
all
- I
didn′t
expect
a
kind
of
Spanish
Inquisition.
(The
door
flies
open
and
Cardinal
Ximinez
of
Spain
enters,
flanked
by
two
junior
cardinals.
Cardinal
Biggles
has
goggles
pushed
over
his
forehead.
Cardinal
Fang
is
just
Cardinal
Fang)
(Michael)
NOBODY
expects
the
Spanish
Inquisition!
Our
weapon
is
suprise...
surprise
and
fear...
fear
and
surprise...
Our
two
weapons
are
fear
and
surprise...
and
ruthless
efficiency...
Our
three
weapons
are
fear,
and
surprise,
and
the
ruthless
efficiency...
and
an
almost
fanatical
devotion
to
the
Pope...
Amongst
our
weapons...
are
fear,
surprise,
ruth...
Amongst
our
weaponry...
are
such
elements
as
fear...
I'll
come
in
again.
(Exit
and
exeunt)
Reg:
I
didn't
expect
a
kind
of
Spanish
Inquisition.
(The
cardinals
burst
in)
Ximinez:
NOOOBODY
expects
the
Spanish
Inquisition!
Amongst
our
weaponry
are
such
diverse
elements
as:
fear,
surprise,
ruthless
efficiency,
and
an
almost
fanatical
devotion
to
the
Pope,
and
a
night
out
with
the
neighbour
- Oh
erh!
It′s
no
good,
I′m
sorry.
Cardinal
Biggles
- you'll
have
to
say
it.
(Terry
J)
What?
Ximinez:
You′ll
have
to
say
the
bit
about
'Our
chief
weapons
are
...′
Biggles:
I
couldn't
say
that...
(Ximinez
bundles
the
cardinals
outside
again)
Reg:
I
didn′t
expect
a
kind
of
Spanish
Inquisition.
(The
cardinals
enter)
Biggles:
Er...
Nobody...
um...
Ximinez:
Expects...
Biggles:
Expects...
Nobody
expects
the...
um...
Spanish...
um...
Ximinez:
Inquisition.
Biggles:
Nobody
expects
the
Spanish
Inquisition.
In
fact,
those
who
do
expect
-
Ximinez:
Our
chief
weapons
is...
Biggles:
Our
chief
weapons
is...
um...
er...
Ximinez:
Surprise...
Biggles:
Surprise
and
--
Ximinez:
Stop.
Stop.
Stop
there
- All
right!
All
right!
...our
chief
weapon
is
surprise...
blah
blah
blah
blah
blah.
Now,
Cardinal
Fang,
read
the
charges.
(Terry
G)
One
pound
for
a
full
sketch,
24
p
for
a
quickie.
Ximinez:
What
will
you
have?
Lady
Mountback:
Sketch,
please.
1 1972 Eclipse of the Sun
2 Otto Song Demo (Python Sings)
3 Introduction (Monty Python and the Holy Grail), Pt. 2
4 Dead Parrot Sketch - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
5 Eric the Half a Bee
6 Flying Sheep - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
7 A Man With Three Buttocks (Television Interviews) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
8 Crunchy Frog (Trade Description Act) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
9 Nudge Nudge Wink Wink - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
10 The Mouse Problem - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
11 Buying A Bed - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
12 Interesting People - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
13 Barber Shop Sketch (The Barber) - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
14 Lumberjack Song (Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970)
15 Interview - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
16 Arthur Two Sheds - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
17 Children's Stories - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
18 Visitors - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
19 Albatross - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
20 Mr Hilter - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
21 The North Minehead By-Election - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
22 Me, Doctor - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
23 Self Defence - Live At Camden Town Hall, London / 1970
24 Introduction - Pt. 1
25 Introduction (Apology)
26 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 1 / Extended
27 Gumby Theatre
28 Contradiction
29 Abattoire
30 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
31 Ethel the Frog
32 Mary Queen of Scots (Extended)
33 Sound Quiz
34 Spanish Inquisition (Ending / Extended)
35 Be A Great Actor
36 Neville Shunt
37 Festival Hall Emille
38 Spam Sketch
39 Spam Song
40 Camp Judges
41 Stake Your Claim
42 Lifeboat
43 Camp Judges - Pt. 2
44 Undertaker
45 Knees Up Mother Brown Sketch
46 Treadmill Lager
47 Bishop At Home (Mr. Stoddard)
48 Court Room Sketch
49 Undertaker (Dead Bishops On The Landing)
50 Introduction - Monty Python's Previous Record
51 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
52 A Book At Bedtime
53 England 1747: Denis Moore
54 Money Program
55 Money Song
56 Denis Moore - Pt. 2
57 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme
58 Australian Table Wine
59 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 2
60 Argument
61 How To Do It
62 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 3
63 Pepperpots
64 Personal Freedom
65 Denis Moore Song - Robin Hood Theme Pt. 4
66 What Do You Do Quiz
67 Travel Agent
68 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister
69 Silly Noises
70 Eric the Half a Bee Sketch
71 An Elk Sketch
72 Yangtse Kiang Sketch
73 Yangtse Kiang Song
74 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 2
75 A Minute Past
76 Alistair Cook Attacked By A Duck
77 Wonderful World Of Sound
78 Certified Stiff
79 Massage From The Swedish Prime Minister - Pt. 3
80 Happy Valley
81 Baxter's
82 Meteorology
83 Blood, Devastation, War & Horror
84 The Great Debate
85 Mortuary Visit
86 Flying Fox Of The Yard
87 Is There
88 Teach Yourself Heath
89 The Book Ad
90 Big Red Bowl
91 Pepperpots - Pt. 2
92 Pellagra
93 Election Forum
94 Dead Bishops/Rats
95 Elephantplasty
96 Novel Writing
97 Word Association
98 Bruce's Sketch
99 Bruce's Song
100 Ralph Mellish
101 Doctor Quote
102 Cheese Emporium
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