Evil

I went to the jungle
I met a king snake
Said, "Excuse me, mister
I think I made a mistake"
I looked at the lion
He bowed his head
I looked at the tiger
And he fell dead

Woah, I'm so evil
Evil as a body can be
Woah, you know I'm the hoochie coochie man
Don't nobody mess with me

I met an elephant
He was big as a house
I made him reduce
So he looked like a mouse
I met a daddy bear
And he was so big
I made him lose his hair
And now he needs a wig

Woah, I'm so evil
Evil as a body can be
Ho, ho, I'm so doggone evil, boy
Don't nobody mess with me

I met a rattlesnake
He thought he was smart
He was double dealin'
I held the ace card
He sneaked up and bit me
Stretched out and died
So when you see me comin'
You better run and hide

Woah, I'm evil
Evil as a body can be
Ho, you know I'm a natural born lover
Don't nobody mess with me