Sweet Transvestite

How do you do? I see you've met
My faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you was the candyman
Didn't ya, freaky?
Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Well I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
You see, we're both in a bit of a hurry

We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat wheel
How about that?
Well babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

Why don't you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blonde hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom