Interlude

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The right time now is late, late, late
It's time for that segment, the show that everyone loves

Saturday Night Screams Out
With yours truly, Late Night Loua
Let's go to the phone lines

We have Lisa from Porirua on line one, what's up girl?
Hello?
How you doing?
I'm doing good, how are you?
Doin' okay

Okay, uh, can I make a calling out please?
Okay, go ahead
Uh, uh, first I want to say a calling out to the Rikiau family
Mm-hmm
Uh, to Lex, to Shorty, uh, Mona
I want to make a calling out to Lil Sis Narciss
Uh, my nephew Dorian

Uh, also to Mom and Dad Peterson
That is in and that is at

Oh, did you get what I'm saying?
Um, also to Robert, he calls himself Bob Castle

And his whānau

Um, also to my uncles and my aunties
Let's see who we have next on line two
And also my aunties and the nieces and the nephews and the brothers
And also to my brother Johnson and
Okay, we're going to have to come back to you later

Let's go to line two, who's on line two?
Yeah, this is Sana

Sana, where you calling from man?
Yeah, I'm calling from Māngere
Right, right, how's Māngere tonight?
Yeah, Māngere very beautiful
Okay, okay, who you wanna say hi to?
Yeah, uh, the Stricksen-Pua family

Right, right
Yeah, um, yeah, mainly my family

Uh, Muah, Linda, PJ
Okay
Yeah, uh, the stinkypoo Jane and JP
Sure
Um, the Puas from Māngere Bridge
Uh-huh
Uh, yeah, Māngere Bridge
Right
Um, Onehunga and, and Manurewa
Uh-huh

And, uh, the Stricksens in Hawke's Bay

Alright
And Wellington
Is that it?
No, and the Gold Coast

And the Ayak family

And Shay and Mills
Brown Suka
Okay
Fresh Boys
Uh, St. Paul's 183
Okay, okay
Yeah, and EPR

Alright
Yeah, that's all
Is that it?
Yeah, yeah
Alright, that was Sana from Māngere
Radio 107.1 Loua AFM
Let's go to our line three
Caller, what's up?
Yeah, what's up?

Uh, who's this?
Yeah, who are you?
Where you calling from, man?

New Canaan, man
Wow, you got something to say?
You got something to say, man?

Ayy man, get your ass off the line, man
Yeah, yeah, I am, I am
So you don't have anything to say?
Yeah, I don't have anything to say
You wanna at least say hi to your mama?
Yeah, I wanna say hi to your mama
And your daddy?
And your daddy

Man, you sick

Yeah, you sick
Man, I don't need this stuff
Yeah, I am, I am
Alright, hey, hey, listen up for those folks out there calling in
Man, if you're gonna prank call, don't waste my damn time
Don't even bother calling

'Cause we got some serious people on hold right now
Who wanna say something, alright?
So let's move along
Line number four, what's up caller?
Hello?

Ayy, who this?

Oh, this is Uti, bro, hey, what's up?

Uti?
Yeah
How you doing, man?
Oh, just chilling in Tauranga, bro, how are you, bro?
I'm doing alright, how's Tauranga tonight, man?
Oh, Tauranga is pretty cool, ayy
It's pretty flash down here in T-Town, yeah, man
Alright, you guys going out tonight?
Oh, yeah, I can't, ayy, got no ID
Okay

Yeah, even if I did, I'm not old enough
Right, right

Yeah
So you just staying in tonight then, huh?
Yeah, I'm just gonna stay in on my PlayStation, bro
Okay

Yeah

Ayy, you got some, some people you wanna say hi to?
Oh, yeah, chur, man, I wanna make a
Shoutout to, um, the Reira whānau, bro

Alright, alright
Shut up, man
Uh, I wanna say hello to the
Okay
To Norleen, um, to my cousin Natalia

Uh-huh
Uh, my nana and grandad, I can't forget them, ayy, bro
Right
Yeah, otherwise they won't feed me otherwise, anyways, uh
Um, all my aunties and my uncles
Mm-hmm

And all the cuzzies
And, uh, also to the Jones family, bro
Alright
Um, also to Sharon, to Alan, uh, Grace, Jake, Josh, Caspar
Oh, and, uh, Uncle Colin, bro
If you're out there and you're listening, bro, um
Okay

Just meet me down at the TAB, bro, I'm on my way there
Alright, right
And, and, uh, I'll be there in five ish
Oh, man, my cousin wants to talk

Yeah, uh, his name's Hone, bro
Uh, hell, I'll just put him on the line
Wait, wait, wait, who, who, who's that, who's that, who's that?
Yeah, you're bloody pain, bro, hang on, hey, hey, bro

Uh, hello? Uh, this is Hone, bro
Hone, what's up, man?
Uh, uh, nothing, bro
Alright

Uh, uh, what's up, bro?
Uh, can I make a shoutout?
Ayy, you sure can, man
Uh, uh, can, can I make a shoutout to my, my, my family?
Uh, the McNaughtys, bro
Uh, the Alalios
Right

And, uh, uh, Leki and, and the Nemia family, bro
Man, that's a lot of people, man
Uh, nah, it's just a couple
And my aunties, bro
My uncles
Yeah, all the cuzzies, bro
Ayy, you think they're listening though?
Uh, yeah, bro, everybody's listening, bro, yeah, bro
Alright

That's cool, man
Ayy, is that it, that it?
No, no, no, no
Ayy, thanks for calling, man
Alright

Alright, peace
Oh man
Ayy, that was, that was Uti from Tauranga calling in, man
And that boy's got a big-ass family, man
But let's move along to our next caller
Oops, I think I had Lisa from Porirua on hold
Ayy, Lisa, you still there?
And also to Ropati, Hengamitu'a, uh, Forenti
Uh, Arii, Alex, and to Uncle George, Joseph
Uh-huh

Ashley, uh, Mami Tina, Mami Tai, Charlie, Eva
And all to the rest of my family, all two hundred and seventy of them
Yes
Ayy, Lisa, Lisa
Yes?
Thanks a lot for calling
Also, I want to make a shoutout to you
Okay

Yes, you stay real to the people, okay?
Okay, thanks a lot, Lisa
Thank you, bye
Oh, man
Alright, Lisa
Ayy, that was Lisa from Porirua checking in, man
That was a long-ass shoutout

Anyway, folks, my time is up, y'all
I got Nesian Mystik's Operation F.O.B coming up on next
So, uh, this is Late Night Loua
And remember, all you gotta do is bring the breads
And we'll continue to bring the jams
Peace and I'm out