Drink (Interlude)

I want sex life
The only reason I get any girls at all is because of who I am
A rapist
No, like the other night I felt like having a few drinks
I'm not a sexy guy, I know I'm not sexy
When this morning when I put on my underwear I
Could hear the Fruit of the Loom guys giggling
She was known as the two bag
Drinks, drinks
I don't know, people say to me
"What do you like about a girl?" I go, "Legs"
"Are you a leg man? Are you a breast man? Are you an ass man?"
I don't know what I am, I think I must be an ass man
Yeah, people always say to me, "You're an ass man"
Drinks, drinks, drinks
Like the other night I felt like
Drinks, drinks, having a few drinks
Drinks, having a few drinks
I'll tell you what's embarrassing