Standing In the Driveway

The grass is short
Beers are tall
Spent ten minutes looking
For my third lost ball
Probably should'a never made that bet
I'm drunk again and it ain't even noon yet

Three sheets to the wind
I'm not sober again
Me and the boys go out to play
You know she's mad
When she's standing in the driveway

Out at Jimmy's bar
Gonna have one or two
It's been a long week
And I'm glad that its through
Had a good time
And it was alright
Till I'm running out the door
Staring at midnight

Three sheets to the wind
I'm not sober again
Me and the boys go out to play
You know she's mad
When she's standing in the driveway

Standing in the driveway
Yeah in the driveway
Standing in the driveway

Aw shit
Here we go again
It's three am
Drunk on the couch again
Aw yeah
All right

Three sheets to the wind
I'm not sober again
Me and the boys go out to play
You know she's mad
When she's standing in the driveway

Aw in the driveway
Yeah, in the driveway
Oh no she's standing in my driveway
We did it again boys
Sure was fun though
Standing in the driveway
She's standing in my driveway
In the driveway...
Oh in the drive way
Wash my car
Wash her car
Pick up the dog shit ya know